Bartender..... BARTENDER !!!!!!!!
I want to buy the house a round.....
Yeah, you heard me.......
I WANT TO BUY THE HOUSE A FRIGGING ROUND !!!!!!
Give me one beer.... Yeah, ONE FRIGGING BEER !!!
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and 20 straws.......
(Tequila or Mescal (gotta have the worm..no salt, no lime) with a beer to follow it down)