Don't stop me if you've heard this one before....
Christ walks into an inn with 3 nails and says
"Can you put me up for the night?"
You know the difference between a Black Velvet Elvis and Jesus Christ?
Only takes one nail to hang Elvis
Happy Easter (or keester) MikeAI and all the Oprano readers and crew
Now off to 2 dinners and a full day of my son mugging to be a cute kid
Last edited by Vick at Apr 20 2003, 12:01 PM
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