[Vick]

All I want’s a girl to make me some mac and cheese
All I want’s a girl to make me some mac and cheese

Just straight up mac with no franks or peas
But every girl who’s made me mac and cheese
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a girl to make me some brussels sprouts
All I want’s a girl to make me some brussels sprouts

She’d know me inside and out
But every girl who’s made me brussels sprouts
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a girl to make me iced tea from a powder
All I want’s a girl to make me iced tea from a powder

But when I yell for joy, she yells louder
’Cause every girl who’d made me iced tea from a powder
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a girl who’s not a violent sociopath

All I want’s a gril who’s not a violent sociopath

Love her ’til my dying breath
Man, fuck the food — I’ll starve to death
If I could just find a girl who’s not a violent sociopath