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Vick...

Spolshing is a very general term for messy type adult fun...

Let's see, it ranges from a woman pouring pudding over herself to dressing up in a business suit and easing (fully clothed mind you) into a swimming pool to fluffy bubble bath to rolling around in the mud to wrestling in creamed corn (beware of the nibblets) to whipped cream/human sundae...

When not tipping cows or attempting to seduce other livestock, this is something that I would consider great fun... then again, what do I know, I'm inbred...

I could break out all that plastic wrap and duct tape (everyone has this now right?) and put it to good use... It won't stop a microbe, but it will keep the strawberry ice cream from staining your carpet! .... er .... so I heard.... lol