[PornoDoggy]

I am a St. Louis boy. I was probably 8 or 9 before I learned that the Baltimore baseball team were not "them fucking shitheads." My grandfather was a big fan of underdogs too - and when the Browns left St. Louis to go to Baltimore if made him a little angry.

First and foremost there is the rivalry that's hate but it ain't - the Cubs. I've never liked the Dodgers or Giants, either. I grew to hate the Mets because they were pond scum. I hate to admit I hate the Yankees, because they don't even play real baseball (designated hitter is a commie plot), but they are just so fuggin arrogant.

Then there's the fuggin Blackhawks and Redwings.

And speaking of exercises in futility, I grew up a football Cardinals fan. I quit following the Cardinals 3-4 years before they left down, but I've never lost my dislike of the Dallas Cowboys and the Redskins.