"Did you know that while you are reading this I'm having a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum"
gigi - it's from the Bloodhound Gang classic
"A Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"
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