Some advice from a former asshole of the month
1 - CHEAT - Billy can be bribed, dinner works well, drinks and dinner better.
A corporate meeting at Rick's after dinner and drinks works even better
2 - My experience is being a smart ass goes farther than just being an ass
i.e Fuck You is good
Fuck You because you look (smell, eat, taste, dress, dance and can't drink) funny is better.
Fuck you with Witty, Photographic evidence is best - if you don't have any, make some
3 - See rule number one
4 - Bad song parodies carried me far but I don't suggest this to anyone else
5 - See rule number one
Last edited by Vick at Jan 14 2003, 12:01 AM
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