> Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically to
> launch dead chickens at the windshields of Airlines and military jets, all
> travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent
> incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the
> windshields. NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it
> on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made,
> and a gun was sent to the NASA engineers. When the gun was fired, the
> engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed
> into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through
> the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded
> itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The
> horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the disastrous
> results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and
> begged the Canadian scientists for suggestions. The Canadian Research
> Facility responded with a one-line memo: ...
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