fuck this! I'm joining the priesthood...that's where all the fucking action is!
For those who remember, I do have minister's credentials...ok, ULC, but it's still enough for me to have gotten my license to perform wedding ceremonies in the state of Nevada :)
Praise Jesus and pass the barely legal parishners in need of saving!
Look for my new "reality based" site Zany Preacher Outtakes like the episode where the parishners get a "very special" wine (hint, that's NOT apple wine).
And look for my latest Video/DVD release Father Fights featuring priests and other assorted men of the cloth battling it out in a steel cage for the right to "save" a new class of incoming parishners....
(have I officially guaranetted my satin encased seat in Hell yet?) ;))))
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