I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.
Sayonara, Edd!