I will have a heart attack from eating too much cheesecake and the ambulance won't be able to make it down my hill. The paramedics will attempt to walk down the hill and carry me up. This in turn will cause THEM to have heart attacks and there will be several dead country folk on the side of my mountain
I've heard freezing to death is painless, but since few people are able to tell you how it felt to die, I don't hold much stock in what I've heard
