CJ.. In case you have not noticed Serge's cock is like mood penis and here is the current cock handbook definations.
Golden Yellow: Tense. You have difficulty focusing and are easily bothered.
Blue: You are happy. really happy, kind of like having a butt plug!
Purple: Moody. Your emotions are erratic. Consider Prozac, again.
Black: Down. You are overburdened and confused. Check for a pulse.
Reddish brown: Insecure. Go piss with somebody on GFY.
Clear: You are using one of Todd's gifts, the cock you see is a fake; you are having financial difficulties.
Green: Easily amused. If you are still reading this, you are easily amused.