Hehehe - one thing about small log cabins in the woods - they are built as 2nd homes - I only have TWO tiny closets and seeing as they are too small for even my clothes, I can assure you I "came out" as soon as moved here
Not to mention with our growing homosexual population, we're called Elligay instead of Ellijay
I would be the WORST girlfriend/wife for a girl or a guy - I only like weenie, which would disappoint both