Good list, CJ! Here's mine:
The perfect attitude for MY men:
1) Of course you need a new and bigger SUV/Car every 2 years - you go pick it out, I'll pay for it.
2) I'm bored - is there anything you need done to the house?
3) I think we need a vacation!
4) No, a month at the beach makes PERFECT sense.
5) I LOVE big asses!
6) There's no need for us to have pots and pans - we'll eat out every night
OR
7) Did I mention I'm a chef?
8) You want 1000 acres of land in the middle of nowhere? Wouldn't 2000 acres be better?
9) Merry Christmas! I got you a full house generator!
10) You sleeping in old t-shirts is fine - Victoria's Secret every night is just too much.
11) Don't worry about the dogs in the house - we'll just get new carpet/furniture when needed
12) Fresh flowers are perfect - get as many as you want.
I'm sure I can come up with more, but I just woke up - and Mr. Wonderful hasn't been found so I have to make my own damn breakfast!
:grrr: