Very few trick or treaters any more. Kids are PUSSIES nowadays.
Mommy mommy dress me up in some cheesey flame retardant piece of crap costume licensed from a major Hollywood movie studio from Toys R Us , carry me into the backseat of the car, drive me to a stupid party where they will just hand me a big bag of candy and then put my lazy ass back in the car and take me home.
What kind of childhood is that.
BAH! When i was a kid you went trick or treating until your feet bled. We'd still be hitting houses at 11 pm hours after the little kids were off the streets, and if they refused to answer the door and give up the goods, then of course we soaped their car windows or the old flaming bag of dog crap trick.
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