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softball 08-13-2012 07:19 PM

I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Here's the deal. You create a tube site with a whole lot of stolen content and a membership area. When the sucker....oops I mean potential client clicks on an image....he is immediately directed to another tube site, with totally unrelated content....and a really loud voice screams....NEVER PAY FOR PORN AGAIN....and make sure that it is impossible to find and stop. It is absolutely perfect for those surfing at work or upstairs when the kids and wife are at home. It edgy, raw, and dangerous. Then when the prospective client tries to close the page or return to the content he is really interested in....like mature women and not teenage dwarf farting nymphos....you don't let him. You ask him if he is sure he wants to leave the page and when he clicks yes.....you open a video and ten pop unders and five pop ups....and another LOUD VOICE telling him how he can make his pathetic penis as big as a negro. By now, his wife is pounding on the door, or the boss is heading over....so guess what? He has to buy something to shut the fucking voice off. But here is the real kicker...there is nowhere to actually spend money because that link opens yet another video.
I tell you, if you try this plan, it can't fail. You will get rich.

Maybe I should post this at GFY. It might give one of the Bros an idea and we can all share the huge pot of gold at the end of this porn rainbow.

bxy 08-21-2012 07:31 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Yes spam is profitable, but so is putting a gun to someones head and taking their money. Or if you want to become an even bigger thief, become a politician and make it illegal for them not to give you their money.

Every one of you are a problem, not a solution. Pathetic.

softball 08-21-2012 09:01 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839916)
Yes spam is profitable, but so is putting a gun to someones head and taking their money. Or if you want to become an even bigger thief, become a politician and make it illegal for them not to give you their money.

Every one of you are a problem, not a solution. Pathetic.

lol

EmporerEJ 09-07-2012 08:52 AM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839916)
Yes spam is profitable, but so is putting a gun to someones head and taking their money. Or if you want to become an even bigger thief, become a politician and make it illegal for them not to give you their money.

Every one of you are a problem, not a solution. Pathetic.

So, what is the solution?

bxy 09-10-2012 12:51 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 839939)
So, what is the solution?

Simple Honesty and Bravery

EmporerEJ 09-10-2012 01:30 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839962)
Simple Honesty and Bravery

Gee, tell us more uncle bob? Will good triumph over evil? just like the storybooks?

And while I have my own issues with rhetorical, I don't think he/she/it is part of this problem......(nor am I.)

softball 09-11-2012 01:45 AM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Its he, btw....but you and I are not part of this problem. Damn, after all these years, we actually agree on something.

bxy 09-14-2012 04:58 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
So EJ being an asshole is something to be proud of? Or hey, it's the only way you can make money, so that justifies it?

But hey if you think spam is so fucking great, enlighten me.

Toby 09-14-2012 05:14 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839974)
...enlighten me.

The entire thread is sarcasm :waving:

bxy 09-14-2012 05:32 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.

gonzo 09-15-2012 04:39 AM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839977)
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.

:wankit::wankit:

gonzo 09-15-2012 04:39 AM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839977)
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.

:wankit::wankit:

gonzo 09-15-2012 04:39 AM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839977)
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.

:wankit::wankit:

I got you 2 since Ive been remiss.

bxy 09-17-2012 12:53 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Whatever Gonzo. To what value? Childish games are childish games. If that's what get your rocks off. I truly do not care. And if that is all the more your life amounts to, well it's your life, do with it as you wish. I can only think lessor of you for such, but if I'm the brunt of a joke, hey glad to give you a smile, and I still don't care. It has no value. Although getting you to grow up might have some value.

softball 09-17-2012 02:56 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bxy (Post 839998)
Although getting you to grow up might have some value.

nah......prolly not

gonzo 09-17-2012 04:15 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 839999)
nah......prolly not

Im crushed. Ive made a sigwhore unhappy.

softball 09-17-2012 05:05 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
I believe you need a sig to qualify for that lofty title.

gonzo 09-17-2012 09:41 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 840001)
I believe you need a sig to qualify for that lofty title.

Sigbot ate it.

softball 09-17-2012 10:43 PM

Re: I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 840002)
Sigbot ate it.

lololol.....


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