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gonzo 02-08-2010 03:14 PM

My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Erika is jealous - RealTouch is here.

Ill get some pictures and footage of it to post some time soon.

tony404 02-08-2010 04:47 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
She is safe as long as it doesnt make oatmeal. lol

MOxxx 02-08-2010 08:59 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 833409)
She is safe as long as it doesnt make oatmeal. lol

Tony i miss you, where have you been?

softball 02-08-2010 09:22 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 833408)
Erika is jealous - RealTouch is here.

Ill get some pictures and footage of it to post some time soon.

You need a license to drive that thing?

gonzo 02-08-2010 09:33 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 833412)
You need a license to drive that thing?

I think you just need some minutes and jam your crank in it.
Marketing material says anyone can be a Real Pimp.... but then again I wrote it.

softball 02-08-2010 10:25 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 833414)
I think you just need some minutes and jam your crank in it.
Marketing material says anyone can be a Real Pimp.... but then again I wrote it.

Post a quote.....I wanna see some Gonzolese in the real world.

Cleo 02-08-2010 10:52 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 833408)
Erika is jealous - RealTouch is here.

Ill get some pictures and footage of it to post some time soon.

Should we look forward to an orgasmic home video?

housekeeper 02-09-2010 04:25 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Ah, our first market research has begun...

bluemoney 02-10-2010 11:50 AM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 833409)
She is safe as long as it doesnt make oatmeal. lol

I'm pretty sure it just produces the cream :whistling

dingle_dangle 02-12-2010 08:36 PM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Careful, you might end up being your own best customer. Might be best to take some words of wisdom from the successful drug dealers, and never use your own product :yowsa:

miz_wright 02-15-2010 10:30 AM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dingle_dangle (Post 833502)
Careful, you might end up being your own best customer. Might be best to take some words of wisdom from the successful drug dealers, and never use your own product :yowsa:

Nah, he still gets a cut on the minutes ;)

It's like he's paying himself to get off!

NY Jester 02-25-2010 04:40 AM

Re: My Xmas Bonus Finally Arrived
 
Gonzo, I hope I speak for many of the guys here..can you edit the footage? HAHAHA


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