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RawAlex 12-21-2007 01:15 PM

Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle610461.ece

You know you are in trouble when the celeb gossip people are calling out your skinny ass.

KevinG 12-21-2007 03:59 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Some of us guys over here could probably fatten her up a little.

tony404 12-21-2007 10:28 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
its sad really

Rcourt64 12-21-2007 11:23 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 800259)
its sad really

Why do I get the impression you see allot of things like that?

Toby 12-21-2007 11:32 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinG (Post 800232)
Some of us guys over here could probably fatten her up a little.

For starters I'd suggest daily lunch of a double whopper with cheese and bacon, king size fries and a large chocolate shake. Then an apple pie for dessert. :okthumb:

Guaranteed to add a few pounds and clog your arteries at the same time. :)

cosmiccat 12-22-2007 11:53 AM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Still looks pretty damn good to me!!:yowsa:

ScottMcGowan 12-22-2007 12:57 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Last time I saw her in person was back in July at the Xbiz Summer forum in Las Vegas. She looked horrible. I don't know if she's strung out or if there's some truth to her clam that she's wanting to look more like a fashion model.

Apparently part of her post porn antics is attaching her name to a fashion line of some sort.

Either way, she's just starting to look like an old lady.

And for the record, don't buy into all the hype about Jenna being some kind of business genius who built her own porn empire. It's a bunch of baloney. She's about as smart as a box of hair.

gonzo 12-22-2007 03:31 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Open Letter to Jenna -

Your are cordially invited to accompany the FFN buffet busters to any meal during our stay during the shows.

Hell if you promise to leave Tito at home I will take you to Delmonicos or Nine. Dont worry I wont root you out of a spot at the trough.

EmporerEJ 12-23-2007 09:26 AM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
I like "old nasty Jenna."

This new cleaned up version just gets lost in all the wanna bes.
Why do people try to be something they aren't?
As a porn star, she was a talented STAR.
As anything else, she's just one more squirrel, trying to get a nut.

I'm perfectly content to be a FFN that manufactures sexual devices.

Come back Jenna....get on a high protein, high carb diet, (I'll help,) and get back to your lovely self.

And if you DO go to dinner with Gonzo, make sure you stake out the donuts early. Otherwise, that fat bastard will eat them all before you get there.

Toby 12-23-2007 10:51 AM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 800318)
And if you DO go to dinner with Gonzo, make sure you stake out the donuts early. Otherwise, that fat bastard will eat them all before you get there.

Dood, you should have been in Tampa at Cybernext, lots of Krispy Kremes to go around. Come to San Fran in June, you can have mine, as I've sworn off the things until I drop another 100. Although I haven't gone quite as hardcore as Forest and his egg white omelets.

P.S. for Jenna - Ding fries are done...

EmporerEJ 12-23-2007 12:57 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 800323)
.......... Although I haven't gone quite as hardcore as Forest and his egg white omelets.

Well, yea....I wouldn't expect you to go completely nuts!
:yowsa:

ScreaM 12-24-2007 03:21 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Man she is ugly. :thumbdown

Rcourt64 12-24-2007 06:55 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaM (Post 800390)
Man she is ugly. :thumbdown


oH please little firefly, :hmm: we all know you'd bang her skinny anorexic booty if you had the opportunity.

Hell Puppy 12-26-2007 09:21 PM

Re: Pornstar Jenna wasting away
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 800296)
Open Letter to Jenna -

Your are cordially invited to accompany the FFN buffet busters to any meal during our stay during the shows.

Hell if you promise to leave Tito at home I will take you to Delmonicos or Nine. Dont worry I wont root you out of a spot at the trough.

Man & Bat is coming out for a couple of days, Tito wont be an issue.


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