Webmaster Access Europe - Amsterdam, pictures from F.U.B.A.R.
 

Finally here they are, Check out what the best, so far, in the European Webmaster Access shows looked like. Highest attendance, lots of new faces, great networking opportunities, kick ass parties, huge hangovers ;) But I think we all made it back in one piece.

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/index1.php

and dont forget to come back later on, to check out the pics for the Octoberfest gathering, we should have those up by late tonite or early tomorrow morning. Prosit

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3.......2......1.......

LOL

Ill never forget or wait I cant remember my first amsterdam show

did I ever make it out of the coffee shops?

http://camgirlsnow.com/pix/image-res-res.jpg

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yeah plenty of that ;)

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Ill never forget my first trip to the dam to meet with claudia and ben from interclimax

the took me to la canna and I was like a kid in a candy store

I rolled this massive joiint of the best green and hash mix they had. (without tobacco)

Claudia and ben looked at me like i was crazy and said "you had better take it easy with that stuff. Its very strong"

I smoked the entire joint then proceeded to roll a second one LOL

They had never seen an american smoke like i did back in the day

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*cringes*

I need to develop camera awareness - I never see them, and then I have the most awful pictures ever taken. *shudders*

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La canna was one of the first stops;)

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I most certainly won't forget to "come on down" for those Amsterdam Picces. At Fubar's he will not only give you the Amsterdam Coffee Shop smoke in module, but at no cost to you (s and h, all relevant state taxes and customs duties excluded) if you click through today,you will receive the Octoborfest pictures of some other gathering by some other webmasters somewhere doing amazing networking making zillions of dollars. And all this at one low price. If you come by today Fubar will give you .....the Amsterdam pictures (all high quality, suitable for framing) and at no extra cost .....The Octoberfest Webmaster blow out....in living colour. Yes folks colour. This is an offer that can't last. How can he do it? We don't know but at Crazy Fubars, we are just slashing prices. In fact we may even pay you to take this stock off our hands today. Our warehouse is busting out all over and the boss says, Fubar, call me crazy but get rid of these genuine high quality colour photographs (suitable for framing) before the dumpster divers show up. So come on down today. We may be crazy, but our loss is your gain.

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aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh thanks , much calmer now :rolleyes:

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Re: Webmaster Access Europe - Amsterdam, pictures from F.U.B.A.R.
 

mellooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww:inq9:

Re: Webmaster Access Europe - Amsterdam, pictures from F.U.B.A.R.
 

you have changed your vice of choice JFK?

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naaaww , with the US $ gone to hell, I hardly afford to keep up with the present ones:rolleyes:

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That is something we both can agree upon. Since the dollar started its big crash and burn, I have lost close to 50 per cent of my effective income. Fucking Bush and his economic illiteracy.

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same here, from getting up to 1.62 at one time, to below par hurts................

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Hey JFK, happy Thanksgiving......pray for a stronger American Peso....:okthumb:

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Ya'll just remember all this $$$ talk when you go to the polls :okthumb:

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same to you :okthumb:

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Gawd that's a scary thought. And how am I gonna get that image out of my head, now?
Thanks allot.

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No shit. It's almost at the point where I may actually have to do some real work with all this again! :o

We used to have a huge profit margin that just ain't so huge anymore

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PROFIT?, what's this Profit you speak of ?:rolleyes:

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Think, Buggy whip manufacturer, at the turn of the century.

You guys are all gonna die......................................
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thanks for that cheery thought :rolleyes:

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Sorry man....
Actually, I don't think you (specifically) are gonna die. I actually think YOU have a viable product that just needs to find the right profit vehicle. (And maybe you already have...) You have a unique product with a great head start.


I just mean the "content people," et all, are gonna keep getting a decreasing share of a market with a insatiable supply, and decreasing value.

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however, without content providers, your little jerk off machine is of no value. You crack me up emp. I still dont see anyone using this techy miracle. I guess you test it out a lot....but who else uses this widget?
No content. What exactly are you thinking?
Oh no, emp predicts the end of the hamburger. Too much competition. First the buggy whip. Next the typewriter. Now content. I bet you predicted the end of radio as well.

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I'm not surprised you don't see it. Which is, by the way, fine with me. You just keep doing exactly whatever it is you do. (So far, very little from what I've seen.) After seven years in the marketplace, I think i can safely say "just about every type" of person uses it.

Even if all the content production companies in the world went out of business tomorrow, I would literally have more content than I could ever hope to work with. I'm speaking of the people that keep making new content with the same script, different (but the same) faces, etc, etc, etc.

At some point, the public gets bored with the same script sequence.
"Blah, Blah Sex" (Or cute rip-off title)
Starring (Insert fake names here)
(Star 1) (does something) (star 2)
Directed by (unknown director here)
by (Studio name of the minute)

ACTION!
inane chat- 3min
clothes teasing- 2 min
slow strip- 3 min
blow job 8 min
labia lick 5 min
vaginal sex 10 min
male ejaculation (augmented) 1 min

CUT!
Print
Edit (Maybe)
(Add female voiceover moans)
Burn
sell.

NEXT!!

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Thanks for this, I always wanted to direct, now I know how:yowsa:
ACTION!
inane chat- 3min
clothes teasing- 2 min
slow strip- 3 min
blow job 8 min
labia lick 5 min
vaginal sex 10 min
male ejaculation (augmented) 1 min

CUT!
Print
Edit (Maybe)
(Add female voiceover moans)
Burn
sell.

NEXT!![/quote]

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[/quote]

I'm sorry, I've patented this procedure.
Now, I will sue every adult film producer and expect them to provide me with a royalty.
I'm just gonna start a company around owning patents.

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I'm sorry, I've patented this procedure.
Now, I will sue every adult film producer and expect them to provide me with a royalty.
I'm just gonna start a company around owning patents.[/quote]

I'm getting my lawyers on this, FIGHT the Patent:thumbdown

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You are obviously not a very creative fellow, are you emp? In fact you don't seem to have a grip on huge segments of the porn business. But you just keep on keepin on with your seven year old widget and I will keep digging in the sand seeing if anyone is actually advertising or using it. You actually have no freeking idea about how to make videos, as do many to be fair.
Curios, though, how sitcoms, hollywood movies, video games,novels have been cranking out their version of a formula forever. Since the freeking Iliad. But you, emp, being the arbiter of creativity and porn sales have never noticed this. That is why you are a dweeb with a mechano set and a pen protector. You just can't see the forest for the trees. Or maybe you just can't even see the trees. You are analyzing the business like a customer, which, I am sure you actually are.

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You know, you are just an annoying Jackass.
I'm sooo tired of you and your "Done everything, Know everything" attitude.
Do you realize how stupid EVERYONE thinks you are? You seriously can't be deluded enough to think anyone cares about your opinion, can you?

Put up or shut up, jackass.
You do nothing, have nothing, are nothing.
All you ever do is squawk from the sidelines that no one else knows what they are doing, or anything about the industry.
I've forgotten more than you could ever hope to know.

For all I (or anyone) know, you're a pimple faced punk in Mommy's basement.
Come back when you've actually done something.

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didnt you know he HAS done everything and DOES know everything

I heard he is running for God in the next election

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I believe I know way more than you. That is a suckers bet for sho.
Sure emp. When anyone says "everyone knows" I know they are out of gas. Now, grasshopper, you have to ask yourself, would I actually care anyway. Dude, you will never, and I do mean never, come out on top of any kind of piss you initiate with me. You never have. So I am sure you never will. But go ahead, fire all your guns at once...I am sure you know the rest of that line.:waving:

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Yea, whatever. Keep rattling on and dissemble. It's noise, all noise.

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Don't worry grasshopper, there is help for your affliction. You are not alone.

Seek help how to avoid joining the one-third. There is still time. Maybe.

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rhetorical is living proof of that statement

his prozac finally started work for him

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Spare me the condescending Kung Fu reference.
No such relationship exists, and you are still, nothing more, than a jackass.

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Miss Bunny is not pleased with you using her photo

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i think i hear the secret service knocking at his door now