I'm Bored
 

I knew this would happen eventually, I just never knew exactly when. But as I spin about my comfy desk chair, I’ve just realized that, in general, I am completely bored with porn. Now first, I wanna make something clear. I’m not completely immune to the charms of porn. I am still a healthy, sexually functional human being and therefore am still able to find a happy place when watching good stuff. Like I said, I’m bored, not dead. But that’s the key, ya know? My porn t...

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