EOA's Babe of the Week You'll Never Get to Fuck: Madeline Albright
 

Okay, so I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “That there Scooter McGowan done went and lost his mind!” Yeah, well, maybe I have, fucko! That’s right, I just called you fucko! Whatchya gonna do about it, huh, fucko? Actually, I haven’t lost my mind. I’m actually featuring Miss Albright as our EOA Babe of the Week for a myriad of reasons. First and foremost, I feel like she probably embodies the title of the column in a way no one else ever c...

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