PornoTube Gold: Fuckin' Up Your Childhood
 

When I was a kid, watching the end of E.T. at the theater and crying my eyes out, I didn’t know what a blowjob was. At this present moment, I almost wish I still didn’t know. Now I don’t want to give you the impression that I somehow think the E.T. character is somehow sacred or worthy of cultural adoration. Frankly, as an adult I think the damn thing is fuckin’ creepy. It’s like a prune and a turd procreated and it just happened to grow eyes and arms and stuff....

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