Deutschland Boober Alles!
 

That’s right suckers! At this time tomorrow I’ll be on my way to Berlin, Germany to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Well not really, but I will be hanging around the Venus Berlin spooking all the porn chicks, models, and female patrons with my leering and alcoholic freakouts. I’m sure everyone there is looking forward to my arrival, particularly the local law enforcement officers in town. I’m sure Europol is gonna light up like goddamned Christmas tree as soon as they run m...

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