Saved By The Bell Star does Porn
 

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.


Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."
Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."
"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."
In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

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OMFG!! two things I never thought i would see together
SCREECH & DIRTY SANCHEZ!!


spaz

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I know you were hoping for a blumpkin.

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Damn.. was hoping it would be Tiffani Amber Thiessen!! :(

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Me 2 :unsure:

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thats something i dont want to see

and yess a tiffani sextape would be nice

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correct me if im wrong, but isnt a dirty sanchez when you shit on a girls face so that the shit looks like a mustache on the girl?

unless im mistaken, and i really hope im not, that would be considered obscene?

this is a definition i got off the web:

"The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while

laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez."

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:clapping: OWNED :yowsa:

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you are correct :(

EW

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in what way?

this is obviously something that has been planned from the beginning, no one is being owned, someone is going to make some money though

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Me 3

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:huh: ugghhh screechhhhh!!! i was kinda hopen for all three of the girls!!thanks for gettin my hopes uppppp then crushing them!!! :(

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If he was able to bone two chicks at the same time AND pull off a Dirty Sanchez, then as far as I'm concerned...he's the man!

Honestly, how many here have been able to pull of both of those feats during the same sex session?