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Welcome to the new and improved Oprano!

Our new business motto is to help you learn how to sign up for a geocities account, how to make a thumbnail gallery page and how to submit your gallery page to the TGP portals so that you can quit your paper route and make enough money to buy beer and pot for the weekend.

In return we ask that you kindly click our sponsor banners. We know you don't have any traffic to send them, and probably never really will, but we appreciate you trying anyway.

Old timers and hanger on heavy hitters, fuck off we don't need your kind here anymore.

Thanks and enjoy your stay! :)