Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

http://www.biggerboat.net/snowmiser/snowmisr.mp3

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The Snow Miser Song
by Maury Laws and Jules Bass

[Snow Miser]
I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
[Chorus]
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
[Snow Miser]
That's right!
[Chorus]
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
[Snow Miser]
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
[Chorus]
He's too much!
[Snow Miser]
I never want to see a day
That's over forty degrees
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!
[Chorus]
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
[Snow Miser]
That's right!
[Chorus]
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
[Snow Miser]
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
... too much.
[All]
Too Much!

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

Nobody wants to play with a Charlie in the Box! :yowsa:

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

It aint Xmas without Roy or Nobby ..

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

not bad i guess

my fav is "I wish it could be christmas everyday"

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SEE!! Steve loves Roy .. let me dig it out for you chap ;)

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The Island of Misfit Toys!! :>)))

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

Nooooo !


I said NOBBY's nuts !

:okthumb:

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

"Hey Santa, You Cunt, Where's Me Fucking Bike?" Kevin Bloody Wilson

Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

A classic!!!! :whistling :okthumb:

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I'm already burnt out on XMas music it's been playing here EVERYWHERE since the beginning on November! So I would have to say NONE!!!!!! :hmm:

http://www.uvm.edu/~pzahn/wallpaper/...inch_santa.jpg

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Yup, I think it was CJ that introduced me to it...

Re: Best holiday song EVER!!!
 

For me it was The Kiwi (aka Meat). :)