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sarettah

11-24-2005 09:30 AM

Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

I thought we were the "No Spin" board.

I thought, when someone fucks up, we called them on it.

What is all this wishy washy congratulations on the engagement stuff ? (and yes, I know, I participated too)

Fact is, a man getting engaged is one step from the end of life for him.

Engagement leads to marriage. Once you're married, there is no more sex, there is no more sharing, there is no more partnership.

From the moment of "I do" life for a man turns from a free wheeling fun time thing to a perpetual slave to a woman's (often unrational) whims.

So, how come we are holding back and not telling him the truth ??

Huh ??
Huh ??
Huh ??

:blink:

Trev	11-24-2005 09:34 AM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

You've got a valid point. No one told me that when Toni said "I do", she meant "I do - everything I want and nothing you want" :(

LadyMischief

11-24-2005 09:38 AM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

I think you must have married the wrong person, then, Sarettah... My husband and I have more sex now after 7 years of marriage than most people still dating. And consistantly, at least twice a day, generally. Marriage isn't the end, marrying someone who's not compatible with your interests/needs is:P

sarettah

11-24-2005 09:43 AM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

From the women's point of view, that is probably all true...

From the man's point of view...

"Twice a day this woman makes me perform to her expectations. When do they stop using us, when I ask you, when ?"

:rolleyes:

Red	11-24-2005 10:40 AM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by sarettah

"Twice a day this woman makes me perform to her expectations. When do they stop using us, when I ask you, when ?"

:rolleyes:

until we use you up. :)

Dravyk

11-24-2005 10:55 AM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by Red

until we use you up. :)

All we are is dust in the wind .....

LadyMischief

11-24-2005 12:57 PM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by sarettah

And yet, if they aren't getting it, men bitch twice as hard. I'd just think you males should be lucky murder isn't legal :P

RyanLanane

11-24-2005 01:13 PM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by sarettah

LOL - I already know the truth... :)

I envy the twice a day after 7 years of marriage!!! Hell twice a week would keep me happy nowadays, and that's sad.. very sad... I used to be 4-5 X a day with her... Having a kid changes things though, you are both so damn drained... She's starting to get older so it's getting a bit easier but DAMN if she doesn't DEFINE the "Terrible Twos" so no relaxation yet :(

Inabon

11-24-2005 01:15 PM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by RyanLanane

well i am finishing a nine month no sex period and now that there will be no more kids i plan to have a lot of it :)

going on my 10 th year of marrige next year.

MorganGrayson

11-24-2005 03:01 PM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

All we are is dust in the wind .....

Sarettah is occasionally dust in the sinuses. :hmm:

Inabon, congratulations on the "Ten Year Mark." :okthumb:

LadyMischief

11-24-2005 03:16 PM

Re: Why are we all congratulating Ryanlanane ?

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Originally Posted by RyanLanane

Well we have three kids, ages 7, 5 and 20 months, and believe me sometimes it's hard to make time... but it's well worth it.. You just have to find your groove.

I would also suggest a little helper we've been using for almost a year now, it's made an amazing difference in our lives... www.sweetsecretions.com ;)

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