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sarettah 11-21-2005 04:22 PM

Thats no dummy, thats my wife.......
 
:yowsa:

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...,00.html?f=rss

Quote:

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

MorganGrayson 11-21-2005 04:44 PM

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The kid's in a cell now muttering "I swear, she turned into Kim Cattrall when no one else was around."

DrGuile 11-21-2005 05:09 PM

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Sex Offender? wtf?

That's harsh... he didnt harm anyone... what he did is a little twisted, but eh... no reason to ruin his life for it.

pushpills 11-21-2005 05:09 PM

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TR-6? I prefer to call her...elaine.

http://www.danielcohen.com/dcsales/item_images/551.jpg

Red 11-21-2005 05:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
Sex Offender? wtf?

That's harsh... he didnt harm anyone... what he did is a little twisted, but eh... no reason to ruin his life for it.

Exactly. If he's got an uncontrollable sexual urge, I'd rather him take it out on a mannequin than a woman. Maybe someone should tell him about Real Doll.

Dravyk 11-22-2005 02:13 AM

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Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled ...
I just want to know ...

Is that his real Indian name? ... Or is he just bragging? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

MorganGrayson 11-22-2005 12:31 PM

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I wish to hell we'd stop overcrowding our legal/penal system with the obviously mentally ill.

"Registering as a sex offender" should be reserved for people who commit sex crimes against other human beings. This was truly an "NHI" crime. He wasn't even doing this as an act of exhibitionism, which would bring the "sex crimes" unit into play. The young man is ill and needs help, not to be arrested and have what slim chance at a normal life which remains to him taken away.

I'm more worried about the woman who'd "want to know" if he was her neighbor. Why, honey? So you can hide your mannequin?

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 12:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
I wish to hell we'd stop overcrowding our legal/penal system with the obviously mentally ill.

I couldn't agree more!!!

They should be locked in Max Sec Insane Asylums instead!

;-))

JR 11-22-2005 01:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
I couldn't agree more!!!

They should be locked in Max Sec Insane Asylums instead!

;-))

in many states there is not enough funding for psychiatric facilities and the crazies get sent to prison anyway.

pushpills 11-22-2005 01:39 PM

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i spent over 20 seconds figuring out that it was "TR-6" the elaine mannequin was called. and I found the picture. and no points...no comments...no "hahha"...... fuck you all.

MorganGrayson 11-22-2005 01:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
i spent over 20 seconds figuring out that it was "TR-6" the elaine mannequin was called. and I found the picture. and no points...no comments...no "hahha"...... fuck you all.

Points and an "oops" delivered! :)

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 02:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JR
in many states there is not enough funding for psychiatric facilities and the crazies get sent to prison anyway.

Yeah I had read that.

In fact many mentally ill people considered a danger to themselves and/or others walk the streets through hospitalisation cuts.

Not only in the US , but in Canada and the UK too.

But it is more marked in the US , I believe.

DrGuile 11-22-2005 02:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
i spent over 20 seconds figuring out that it was "TR-6" the elaine mannequin was called. and I found the picture. and no points...no comments...no "hahha"...... fuck you all.


I did notice, and thought it was a cool reference... finally someone beside me quoting Seinfeld...

But....

You cant ask for points, it's just not done. -1 for you!

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 02:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
I did notice, and thought it was a cool reference... finally someone beside me quoting Seinfeld...

But....

You cant ask for points, it's just not done. -1 for you!

ahahahahahaha

I agree with the Welshman.

i removed points for begging and then adding a "fuck you"

:)

-5

:)

sarettah 11-22-2005 02:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
You cant ask for points, it's just not done. -1 for you!

That maybe works on Gay Canadian Frog boards but I don't remember seeing such a rule, so to encourage the American way (bother the hell out of them till they give you something to shut you up) I am bumping it +10 :okthumb:

sarettah 11-22-2005 02:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
ahahahahahaha

I agree with the Welshman.

i removed points for begging and then adding a "fuck you"

:)

-5

:)


Figures that a gay canadian would team up with a gay canadian frog....

:hmm:

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah
Figures that a gay canadian would team up with a gay canadian frog....

:hmm:

He is actually Welsh.

-5

Yes , I'm just generally cunty... :)

sarettah 11-22-2005 02:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
He is actually Welsh.

-5

Yes , I'm just generally cunty... :)


But he lives in Quebec which is home of the Gay Canadian Frogs...

Guilt by association +10

:okthumb:

pushpills 11-22-2005 02:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile
I did notice, and thought it was a cool reference... finally someone beside me quoting Seinfeld...

But....

You cant ask for points, it's just not done. -1 for you!


HAHAHA!!!! I didn't ask, you frenchmen don't speak sarcasm, do you?

pushpills 11-22-2005 02:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I agree with the Welshman.



-1!

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 02:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
-1!

And another minus for you then!!!

ahahahahahahahahahaha

:)

pushpills 11-22-2005 02:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
And another minus for you then!!!

ahahahahahahahahahaha

:)


-1!!!

pushpills 11-22-2005 02:57 PM

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ohhhh nick fighting an uphill battle is the american way, cock!

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 02:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
-1!!!

-10

:)

Seeing anything a bit unfair yet , Sparky?

;-)))

DrGuile 11-22-2005 03:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
HAHAHA!!!! I didn't ask, you frenchmen don't speak sarcasm, do you?


duh, You dont have to say "I want points" to ask for points.... what are you? American?


;)

PornoDoggy 11-22-2005 03:06 PM

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Girls! Girls! Don't make me pull this board over!!!

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Girls! Girls! Don't make me pull this board over!!!

You want some of this too , huh?

;-))

-10

pushpills 11-22-2005 03:09 PM

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wtf is this 24 hour point limit bullshit! what's this day of rest shit! I don't care!! It don't matter to jesus!!!

PornoDoggy 11-22-2005 03:09 PM

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No ... I think you all need to take a midol and chill out.

Nickatilynx 11-22-2005 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pushpills
wtf is this 24 hour point limit bullshit! what's this day of rest shit! I don't care!! It don't matter to jesus!!!

10 points back for the reference to our Lord. :)

One could even say..."The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away"

:)

bonggirl 11-22-2005 03:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
wtf is this 24 hour point limit bullshit! what's this day of rest shit! I don't care!! It don't matter to jesus!!!


Hahaha

Serves you right.

Tee Hee

Trev 11-22-2005 03:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
wtf is this 24 hour point limit bullshit! what's this day of rest shit! I don't care!! It don't matter to jesus!!!

You are now above this limit, no rest for the wicked ;)

sarettah 11-22-2005 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pouty Nick in my points review
-5 for calling me french

I don't think I called you french. I called you gay canadian though :yowsa:

-10 for getting confused

PornoDoggy 11-22-2005 09:28 PM

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Gay Canadian Frogs?

They won the Grey Cup one year, didn't they?

sarettah 11-22-2005 09:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Gay Canadian Frogs?

They won the Grey Cup one year, didn't they?


Yeppirs, if I remember right they played against the Homo British Butterflies :unsure:


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