Newton...
 

...got any more pics? I'd like some perv material before I go to sleep :D

Re: Newton...
 

Easy Tiger, I want romancing and ooh dinner first .. not dennys either lol

I only have that one as I don't like being photographed.

Re: Newton...
 

:( That's a shame, you photograph well, too.

And if dinner is the deal, I shall cook it myself, I wouldn't waste either my time or my money on Denny's.

Re: Newton...
 

Well i might well be coming to Vancouver next year .. :)

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A whole year you will make me wait? Dinner will be cold by then!

Re: Newton...
 

Just think how much money I am saving you on groceries ;)

Re: Newton...
 

Honey I'd rather suck your 'sausage' every night than "save money on groceries" for a year

Re: Newton...
 

Make a sentence using the following words:

two get a you fucking room :hmm:

Re: Newton...
 

Looks like I scared him off. :(

Re: Newton...
 

aw bless ;)

Re: Newton...
 

You're 35???? *shocked*

Re: Newton...
 

Damn that's hot, any guy who ages that well is dead sexy.... goddamn!

Phew!

I need to go lay down for a bit I think! ;)

Re: Newton...
 

Thank you thats sweet ;)

Re: Newton...
 

Not that I don't think that what you two are doing is cute and all,
but I'm better looking than Newton. :yowsa:

Re: Newton...
 

:jerry: :bustingup

Re: Newton...
 

Prove it!

Re: Newton...
 

I will, but not right now.

I don't have any pics online that look like I do now.
I used to weigh 209, now Im at 189.

I will get a pic and post it soon though, you'll see. :okthumb:

Enjoy it while you can Newton. :)

Re: Newton...
 

I have the samaritans on speed dial lol

Re: Newton...
 

:bustingup

Re: Newton...
 

ermn voodooman fuck off i was enjoying this convo untill you fucked it up.


we were about to have 2 board members have board sex and you fucked it up.

FUCK

Re: Newton...
 

Whats better than 2??? 3!!!

Stop bitching man, Im working here.;)

Re: Newton...
 

Inabon, give VDM some time. He might just get this thing rocking ;)

Re: Newton...
 

We had about 15 people all on the same conference call back in Netpond2 days............

Re: Newton...
 

Not quite the orgy I had in mind... I wonder who picked up the bill for the conference call tough. :)

Re: Newton...
 

Guess.... LOL

Re: Newton...
 

As always it's a no brainer... :)

Re: Newton...
 

:mfr_omg:

You brought up the "Death Calls."

...never again...never again...never EVER again....

Re: Newton...
 

LOL.....

So you don't want to be included in the one for Friday then???????

Re: Newton...
 

Ermmm...gee...I'd love to, really, I would...but I think I'm having emergency surgery that night. :blink:

I'll perform it myself if I have to. Those phone calls were hell. Absolute, unadulterated hell. The nicely delivered, accented compliment saying "you're the only one that can keep us on track, Morgan" was wonderful, really, it meant a lot (seriously, it did, I had an agenda and by heavens, we were going to stick to it)...but what I had to go through to get it was...torture.

Re: Newton...
 

Shame, I've added you to my "friends and family" account as well... but there's always the next time :D

Re: Newton...
 

That reminds me, I have to install Skype.

Anytime you want to have a one-on-one talk about just about anything, I'm up for it. But...no groups. None. Nada absolutamenta.

Re: Newton...
 

You working out the agendas was great and taking the minutes

Like 10 simple points

Of course it always degenerated into total ass....lol

And the minutes would end up 8 pages...

""Meatman advised Nick that he was a cunt , Nick accepted this whilst noting that a cunt is useful unlike Meatman "

Re: Newton...
 

LMAO!

You should put the transcripts up on eBay! :)

Re: Newton...
 

I had to explain "agenda."
I had to explain "minutes."
Each and every FUCKING TIME I had to email screech at everyone to submit their items for said explained agenda. (I never got any, but I knew what was going on, so I made up the agenda myself.)
They all, in fact, degenerated into total ass.
My affection for listening to Nick use words like "whilst" no doubt prevented me from hunting a long list of people down and killing them.

Trying to determine who was who by recognizing their voices was horrific.

Dravyk...I built a fire with the transcripts and roasted marshmallows. :)

Re: Newton...
 

I bet they were fucking-fuck good fucking fucked marshmellows too!

Re: Newton...
 

In the end we didn't let him speak lol

;-))

Re: Newton...
 

They were fuckin' fucktastic, that's what they were! :okthumb:

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Sounds like our rugby club committee meetings.

Meeting before last, the President insisted it be minuted that the Vice-President had called him a wanker...and cos he's such a total twat, it was duly minuted.

Next meeting comes around, and of course we have to accept the minutes of the last meeting. But the VP wants them amended...cos he didn't call the President a wanker, he called him a tosser.

So...it's in the minutes again! :D

Re: Newton...
 

I still use his expression for hunger though...

"I'm so hungry I could eat the cunt out of a low flying duck"

Classic!! lol

Re: Newton...
 

You did get the check for that, didn't you? :)

I still so vividly remember poor Red Lion's face when we got outside that restaurant and I blew up. What a remarkable restaurant, incredible dinner, thank-heavens-for-that-Marguerita...and such, shall we say, "interesting" dinner companions. Well, great dinner companions plus one. :blink:

Re: Newton...
 

Holy shit!!!! I never heard that one before! LMAO! :lmao1:

..... Or maybe I did, but my cerebellum refused to process it!

Re: Newton...
 

LOL

The minutes of traffic inc were interesting too LOL....

P8: Morning faggots
Anthony; /////sleeping on the sofa
Nickatilynx: Fuck me he's here!
P8:I ain't a fucking lightweight like this philipino bitch (laughs and does a taunty dance
Anthony://// stirs and physdically assaults P8
Nickatilynx: Coffee anyone?
(Jayman then enters the board room and gets driven back by a volley of paintball gun fire)
P8 : Fuck that...wheres the turkey (currently being held in a head lock administered by Anthony
Redlion:You are all totally insane you know...
All: ////assault redlion


;-)))

Re: Newton...
 

You wanton slut!!!

Just last night you were telling me you wanted satisfaction from my big toes before moving to larger appendages.

Err, not much larger, but a little bit.

Re: Newton...
 

ok all bla bla bla no board sex. see voodoo you fucked it up :)

Re: Newton...
 

Good, Ant. That didn't interrupt the flow at all. Yeah, that fit right in. :blink:

Re: Newton...
 

Sorry, I had to goto work, 7pm to 7am. I'll be back at 7:10am to pick up though.
At least Trev had faith in me.

Re: Newton...
 

Excuses, excuses! :hmm:

Re: Newton...
 

Hey, you should feel special. I took time off the street to come and post.

Just think, somewhere in this city, someone is jaywalking, and here I am, posting.

No Respect!!!

Re: Newton...
 

Why can't you be surfing for porn during your break like a normal cop, damnit? :hmm:

Re: Newton...
 

Aw bless LOL