Damn you Sarettah!
 

You gave me your friggin virus.

I can hardly speak or swallow and my glands are so swollen it looks like I've got a tennis ball stuck in my throat. I'm running a fever and an overall feeling of shittyness.


I hate being sick!!!!

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Yeah, I ended up home today. Slept damn near the whole day. Living on Nyquil :(

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I don't know if I'm having sympathy pain or I'm also coming down with the

craps. I have felt lousy all day. :boohoo:

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Feel better, bro! :cheer:




... Then I can start bugging you again! :bangin01:

:p

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Well, I thought I felt better this morning. Got up around 9:30, washed, shaved, all that shit. Felt pretty good and like I actually had some energy and that lasted exactly 45 minutes.

So, I have just gotten back up again and hoping to get some work accomplished. Yard need leaves done again, but it's starting to rain so there is my excuse on that one. Actually managed to get a whole 3 hours work in yesterday...lol.... Set up an OSCommerce install to play with and another phpnuke install to play with.

So today, maybe I will go play with them for a bit.

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I slept almost all day yesterday. I'm up and about today, so I'll see how long I can hold up. lol

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pint of orange juice, two big spoons of honey, double shot of brandy and 1/2 gram of amphetamines... It is the miracle cure for everything except death and constipation.:okthumb:

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quart of rum , and a big women , bed for 12 hours

:)

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I'll scratch off "snuggling with sarretah" from my list of weekend possibilities.


hope you feel better.......red.

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How big are we talking? Like "Gabe Big"? :p

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then it's two quarts.

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I forgot , your definition of "slim" when related to females , equates to my definition of "chubby".

;-)))

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What if I don't like rum? ;)

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I'd say something, but then I'd probably get threatening letters from NOW or Weight Watchers or Twiggy, and have to go find URLs and photos of myself standing next to both chubby and skinny women to defend my innocence.

:yowsa:

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well, here it is Sunday. Woke up this morning with all sorts of energy that lasted for about an hour. Ended up back in bed until a few minutes ago.

I hate feeling like shit !! :mad:

I end up feeling all sorts of guilty for not getting things done but when I try to get things done I end up all fogged out. This sucks.

Hopefully though, we are getting to the end of this shit. My head is not stuffed up, not coughing and sneezing so much, now it is just straight energy drain and emotions to deal with.

How's the rest of the sick crew doing ?

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I'm just waiting for the guy with a wooden cart to come along shouting "Bring out yer dead!"


I'm so throwing you lot on that thing... :yowsa:

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I researched "The Black Death" for a novel soon not to be coming to a bookstore near you. (The first draft of it is on my computer; the second is still in my head.)

Not to worry, I've got the flagellists on standby for protection. If needed, I'll make sure you guys go into those way-cool graves with the big, furnished well-stocked rooms underneath. The door to said room will be under the satin lining in your caskets. No expense will be spared.

I'll also make certain there's a weapon or two in the room so that you're well armed when you decide to go after Trev. :)

(I am giving him points for the historical reference, though. :okthumb: )

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Doing a lot better, thanks.

I can actually swallow without feeling like a hot poker is searing through my inner ear.

Mom's chicken soup has been helping. :)

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I'll bet your Mom's chicken soup is so great it could be taken intravenously and cure most things! :okthumb:

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That's why they call it Jewish penicillin :)

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You're a Jew ???? :blink: :unsure: :hmm:

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and a princess to boot.

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Oh god, A JAP :blink:

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What's a JAP make for dinner? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif











Reservations. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

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A JAP that grew up in Cherry Hill NJ in the mid 60's through the 70's. A breeding and training ground for princesses.
I did, however, lose my standing when I married my first husband. A born and bred Sicillian, Catholic and dare I say it, uncircumsized.

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Oh shit! Worse than Philly ... Cherry Hill! :whistling

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Bet he had money though :yowsa:


I was the token goyim in my hometown on Longk Island. (well, ok that exagerates, I was one of about 100 in a class of 1500..lol) I am quite familiar with the mating rituals of the Eastern Coast Jewish American Princess :okthumb:

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Does Philly have the same opinion of New Joisey that New York does ? :blink:

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I knew you would have that opinion. Philly boys always had nasty things to say about Cherry Hill girls.

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You can't group all of NJ together. There is a recognizable distinction between North and South Jersey. North Jersey gravitates to NY, South to Philly. You can tell the difference in the speech dialect and mannerisms. South Jersey never says Joisey. :)

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I always get confused about New Jersey ... I know about the part near NYC, because I was stationed with a couple of guys from there in the Navy.

The part I still don't know much about is, I guess, the south part - you know, the part that has Philadelphia in its suburbs.

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Actually you got that wrong.

Philly boys love Cherry Hill girls because (mmmm) they're so nasty! :yowsa:

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Perfect answer, Red!

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Oy.

Ok, Jersey is pretty much two states joined. The center line is found just a bit south of Trenton. There is North Jersey (Joisey) which is basically full of interstates.

The old joke "Oh, you live in Joisey? What exit?" primarily applies to North Jersey. In some ways, there's a bunch in the southern part of the state, but in the north, it really is so honeycombed that saying the exit really does (scarily) tell someone roughly where you live.

North Jersey is full of rocks. Looks like a bunch of giants lived there once and had a boulder war. It's also where the Pallisades, I very tall, very long mesa and cliffs are. Their seashores also fairly suck up there. North Jersey exists as the suburb of New Yawk. The main two cities are Newark and Trenton.

South Jersey is the suburb of Philly. It is there that the state moniker or motto of the "Garden State" comes from. Plenty of land, green, the Pine Barrens and woodlands, fruit orchards, plenty of farms. Lots of residential space with big lawns. Plenty of lakes down there too. And the best beaches and the best boardwalks. The main two cities are Camden and Atlantic City.

Oh and so screwed up is that state, so divided by North and South, get this. You can go to Trenton and take the train up to NYC. You can go to Camden and take the train down to Atlantic City. However, the train systems do not join up. That's right, a mere 25 miles between Camden and Trenton, but they don't join. Weird.

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You guys need a decent chicken phall or a vindaloo .. Flu and colds you'll shit em ;)

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its amazing how one letter can completely change the meaning of a sentence:)