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sarettah 11-05-2005 01:11 PM

When fishing
 
Always make sure that you use the right bait.

After determining the bait, make sure you use the right size hook. Too big of a hook and nothing will be able to get their mouth around it. Too small of a hook and even though they swallow it, they will be able to spit it back out.

Once you have determined the bait and hook, you need to get the bait onto the hook securely making sure that the fish can't see any sign of the hook or knot in the line holding the hook.

After that, it is just a matter of patience. You cast the line, sit patiently and see what bites :okthumb:

PornoDoggy 11-05-2005 01:13 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Can you say that in Russian?

sarettah 11-05-2005 01:15 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Can you say that in Russian?


?? I could if I went to one of those translation sites, but they always seem to get it all messed up, so probably wouldn't make much sense. :unsure:

sarettah 11-05-2005 01:33 PM

Re: When fishing
 
I almost forgot something very important.

If you go looking for a certain fish (like Ahab and Moby) when you have it hooked, instead of playing it real hard, let it sit out there a while. Just let it go where it will. Another bigger larger fish that might give you a much more satisfying fight might just come along and swallow it whole :okthumb:

Evil Chris 11-05-2005 02:38 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Fish at night with a flashlight.
Throw cherry bombs into the water.

Easier. *shrug*

PornoDoggy 11-05-2005 03:09 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Cherry bombs are for pussies.

Dynamite is where it's at.

MorganGrayson 11-05-2005 08:16 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
?? I could if I went to one of those translation sites, but they always seem to get it all messed up, so probably wouldn't make much sense. :unsure:

That's true. It might make the whole thing sound like you were giving lessons in how to get your cock sucked. ;)

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-06-2005 10:52 AM

Re: When fishing
 
In Russia, when we fish, we is utilized large large net and we draw all fishes upward on all together in one sweepback.

MorganGrayson 11-06-2005 01:23 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tatiana_Petroclovsky
In Russia, when we fish, we is utilized large large net and we draw all fishes upward on all together in one sweepback.

Is that on your resume? I'm sure you can put those skills to good use in your current profession.

Queen Bitch 11-06-2005 01:50 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
That's true. It might make the whole thing sound like you were giving lessons in how to get your cock sucked. ;)

Tude is a professor emeritus in that subject :whistling

Dale_Ryan 11-07-2005 06:27 AM

Re: When fishing
 
Thanks for the tips man. By the way, what sunblocking cream is best for me?

selena 11-07-2005 08:24 AM

Re: When fishing
 
I swear that my mind is just not exactly right.

I could have sworn this thread was titled "When Fisting"

sarettah 11-07-2005 10:51 AM

Re: When fishing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale_Ryan
Thanks for the tips man. By the way, what sunblocking cream is best for me?


wesson oil :okthumb:

Timon 11-07-2005 11:38 AM

Re: When fishing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
That's true. It might make the whole thing sound like you were giving lessons in how to get your cock sucked. ;)

For that we should turn to our friend Kurt AKA voodooboy

Dravyk 11-07-2005 12:48 PM

Re: When fishing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
For that we should turn to our friend Kurt AKA voodooboy

Timon, what's with the Voodooman fetish suddenly?

He piss on your cat or something? :blink:

Curious minds want to know.

Timon 11-07-2005 12:58 PM

Re: When fishing
 
The only fetish I have is a blonde twin fetish! :p


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