James Bond's a fucking scouser!!!
 

I mean..wtf!?!?!?!?!?!

A scouser???


James Bond is suave and sophisticated...a scouser isn't

English actor Daniel Craig has been unveiled as the new James Bond, the film franchise's backers announced today.

Craig, 37, who starred in the 2004 gangster film Layer Cake, will replace Pierce Brosnan to become the sixth official Bond and the first blond actor to play the part. Craig had been the favourite to take the part from a list of contenders including Clive Owen, Jude Law, Hugh Jackman and former Bond Pierce Brosnan.

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Hide your tv's and lock up the motas's :)

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A drink Mr Bond ?

Diamond White cider, shaken not stirred, and gimme all the money in the till while yer at it...

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I thought brosnan was a great bond....

http://www.torontoist.com/attachment...Cake-image.jpg

I dunno about this guy.....

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Yeah not need to get him an Aston Martin he'll just nick a hot hatch whenever he needs a ride back to the estate.

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Eed suck der sweat from a dockers armpit

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You forgot to add "our kid" to the end. :)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...usetrio203.jpg

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In my pre-web life I knew Bill Cartlidge quite well.

Better known for producing "Educating Rita" he was also an Assoc Producer of some of the Bond movies.Dunno if he still is.

But he told me once the only one that was any good was Connery.And that when he pulled a gun on you , you thought he would kill ya.When Roger Moore did you thought a flag would come out saying "bang" lol

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he aint no bond thats for sure he is more like a beat up bond or stunt double.

movie will suck

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Bond: This looks intriguing Q, what is it ?

Q: Now pay attention 007, this is the latest in automotive technology, the Ford Fiesta XR2. It comes equipped with all the necessary gadgets, a glovebox big enough to hide your sawn off and your balaclava (for Post Office missions), a button that when pressed sprays an oil slick to rid you of pesky police tails, and we've kept that thing that made the last one you had go invisible - where you're going to be parking it you'll need it.

Bond: Ingenius !

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No change there then, the last 6 all sucked dogs nads...

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Quality, I like it :wnw:

Inabon, surely this is an opportunity to push minibon forward for a role as chief villain of the piece ?

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Thank you for posting , Barry Norman LOL

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I thought he was great in Tomb Raider.

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So you'd like a more attractive bond then Inabon? :)

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hey it is every ugly man´s right to say fuck that :)

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Holy fuck its Bazza, Gazza and Tel lol

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LOL

"I wanted a cossie!!"

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well put it this way he is an average shmock with a beat up face LOL

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Jonathan Ross (Woss) does it now. :(

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James Bond needs a 'trackie'

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This thread could just run and run and run...

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Like a scouser with a car steroe under each arm

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Are you calling this thread a scouse on skank?

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hahahah

Posting at the same time. :D

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Ah come on .. he may get a few good scouse lines in the movie and admittedly he is a tad betan up, there again minibon ain't pretty but no-one would do this phrase justice like minibon .. "Boss .. the plane .. the plane" lol

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ahahahahaha it's funny cos its true

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The ONLY person from that list that looks suave, sophisticated, and can still be a tough guy is Brosnan. That they were considering Jude Law scares the shit out of me. I can't imagine having a more pussified James Bond that having him be the lead!

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You feel threatened by him don't you ?

He stirs feeling in you that makes you want "man love"

:)

I know if I got in a row with him I'd look him right in the eye and say "I don't know whether to fight you or fuck you.Fuck it , I'll do both"

;-)))

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Ok from an American point of view and this is a general question to all .. Does Brosnan typify the best example of James Bond?

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And here is what the above post says with the hidden writing showing

OK from an American point of view you people being a naive childlike race and this is a general question to all you slightly bewildered poorly educated people with no idea of anything outside your own boundaries....Does Brosnan typify the best example of James Bond? I bet it does because half of you morons will claim to be of Irish birth or funnier still "Scotch/Irish" , whatever the fuck that is , without ever being nearer to Ireland than Cleveland



Yes , I am cunty today!!! I have to go to a stupid exhibition with the wife today. That makes me cunty.

:)

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I have RSI ..

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ahahahahahahahahahahah

Channel that cuntiness at the show and be really into it. Asking questions about color and dimension.

It will make it a better experience.

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No, Brosnan is third best IMHO. Connery first with Roger Moore a very close second and Brosnan third.

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It was a "stall and prevaricate" manoevre.

"We really need to do this , we really need to do that to the house"...she says.
Quick as a flash I retort with..
"hmmm before we spend huge amounts of $$$ fixing the place right up we should wait til there is one of those home exhibition shows , go to that retain a designer..yada yada yada..."
"Oh good idea"

Well the fucking show is here!!! LOL FUCK!!!!

Got out of yesterday by claiming it was merely a "media day" LOL

Today.??...ran out of excuses. :(

In the old days I would have got showered dressed ready to go and then have the famous "server down call" and off to Glowbal to get pissed up LOL:)

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The server down call....along with the Spampig truly mother nature's greatest invention...

Or are they gifts from God reverend ? :rofl:

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Bless you my son :)

My real fear is I am gonna go there and get right into to picking colour schemes and fabrics :(

I probably will too (sigh)

Already my cuntiness is subsiding. LOL

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Aw, fuck!

This is the new Bond???

http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,432712,00.jpg

What were they doing during casting?

Drinking absinthe?! Did the green fairy tell them to do it?! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

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He'll have gotten them all shitfaced on some purely belter skank. ;)

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No offense TE, but no way.

Bond has to have enormous sex appeal among everything else. Connery was the epitome. Roger Moore never came close. Bronson is the only Bond that came close to Connery. And Dainiel Craig...Oh please. Not sexy in the least and he's fucking BLONDE for fuck's sake. James Bond can't be blonde. Ian Flemming must be rolling over in his grave.

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Exactly...Blonde...naww...

Plus , according to Fleming , Bond , was a pschopathetic killer whose talents were harnessed for The Brit gov't. He likes killing

And he claimed it was based on a real person.

I believe Fleming was a spymaster back in WW2.

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Exactly! :okthumb: :wnw:


It's always written: Tall, dark and mysterious.


Not: Medium'ish, blonde and a mischievous.

:blink:

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http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/Page79.html

James Bond, as Ian Fleming originally conceived him was based on reality. But any author needs to inject a level of glamour and excitement beyond reality in order to sell. By the time the filmmakers focused on Bond the gap between truth and fiction had already widened. Nevertheless, staff who join SIS can look forward to a career that will have moments when the gap narrows just a little and the certainty of a stimulating and rewarding career which, like Bond's, will be in the service of their country...

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The SIS has a website... doesn't that kind of defeat the object. :blink:

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Opened just recently as they are looking for people to employ .. its always been 'that' building on the river :)

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Surely if they're the "Intelligence Service" they'll know who they're going to hire before those people do... :blink:

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No mate you are thinking of mystic meg and her lottery suggestions ;)

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Ah yes, Septic peg... ;)

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WTF is a scouser?

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Look between your legs.

:)