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Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 11:32 AM

I got my first
 
Spam concerning mobile stuff.

"Download ringtones here!"

Beat the filters at hotmail too.

JoesHO 10-13-2005 11:32 AM

Re: I got my first
 
sorry about that, I promise I will not do it again .

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 11:34 AM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO1
sorry about that, I promise I will not do it again .

Dreamer.
You're just a little dreamer.


LOL

TheEnforcer 10-13-2005 12:46 PM

Re: I got my first
 
I'm sure more will be on it's way soon.....

Inabon 10-13-2005 01:08 PM

Re: I got my first
 
oh oh

wheel of fortune is on at 6 p.m.

356876976987698792087204698769 ringtones since 2001

i am an excellent driver.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

*burp* what is a fucking ring tone :mf_pcwhac :wankit:

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 01:11 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
oh oh

wheel of fortune is on at 6 p.m.

356876976987698792087204698769 ringtones since 2001

i am an excellent driver.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

*burp* what is a fucking ring tone :mf_pcwhac :wankit:

Oh no , you didn't!!!!!

MorganGrayson 10-13-2005 01:11 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Inabon...a ringtone is the fucking annoying sound people put on their cellphones because the sound of a ringing telephone isn't annoying enough, apparently.

One of my daughters had her cell phone play the theme from "Halloween" every time it rang. THAT was NOT fun when she got late night calls. Scared the absolute hell out of me the first time I heard it because it appeared to be coming from...nowhere. For one fractured nanosecond, I expected Michael Myers to be right behind me.

Inabon 10-13-2005 01:17 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Inabon...a ringtone is the fucking annoying sound people put on their cellphones because the sound of a ringing telephone isn't annoying enough, apparently.

One of my daughters had her cell phone play the theme from "Halloween" every time it rang. THAT was NOT fun when she got late night calls. Scared the absolute hell out of me the first time I heard it because it appeared to be coming from...nowhere. For one fractured nanosecond, I expected Michael Myers to be right behind me.

ERMN morgan i know you did not think i did not know what a ringtone is :) however i have to agree with you they are annoying.

jaja

Red 10-13-2005 01:27 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Just when the rolex spam was slowing down we have something to take it's place. :mad:

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 01:29 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
Just when the rolex spam was slowing down we have something to take it's place. :mad:

rolex spam was sooooo 2003.... ;-)))

Red 10-13-2005 01:32 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
rolex spam was sooooo 2003.... ;-)))

LOL. Would you please tell that to the guy who keeps sending them to me?

PornoDoggy 10-13-2005 01:34 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
rolex spam was sooooo 2003.... ;-)))

Damnit, Nick - you forgot "allegedly".

Can't teach you anything ...

DrGuile 10-13-2005 01:47 PM

Re: I got my first
 
When I was in Holland a few weeks ago, I watched Dutch TV for about 10 minutes, saw 10-12 cell phone related commercials..

EroticySteve 10-13-2005 02:07 PM

Re: I got my first
 
i personally have no problem with spam. I think people have too little in their lives to worry about that they have to worry about piddly shit like an email that you didn't ask for. BOOO HOOO.

Inabon 10-13-2005 02:22 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
i personally have no problem with spam. I think people have too little in their lives to worry about that they have to worry about piddly shit like an email that you didn't ask for. BOOO HOOO.

lol thats what a spammer i know used to say :)

and no i am not calling you a spammer damn it *burp*

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 02:26 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
lol thats what a spammer i know used to say :)

He must be a very wise man.

Probably a very very sexy man too :)

RyanLanane 10-13-2005 03:19 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
i personally have no problem with spam. I think people have too little in their lives to worry about that they have to worry about piddly shit like an email that you didn't ask for. BOOO HOOO.

Now I just need to sell your e-mail address 3 million times and I'll have 5 or 10 grand :clapping:

selena 10-13-2005 03:27 PM

Re: I got my first
 
I'd rather have ringtone spam than spam from the asswipe who is trying to sell me porn 300 times a day.

Hello???

Do I seem like I want to buy porn since they are using an address that they got from either boards, sponsors, or tgp owners?

Might logic tell us that I'm capable of finding any porn I might want to buy all on my very own.

Dravyk 10-13-2005 03:32 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by selena
I'd rather have ringtone spam than spam from the asswipe who is trying to sell me porn 300 times a day.

Hello???

Do I seem like I want to buy porn since they are using an address that they got from either boards, sponsors, or tgp owners?

Might logic tell us that I'm capable of finding any porn I might want to buy all on my very own.

Yep, know what you mean!

Anyone who doesn't take webmaster@aporndomain.com addys out of their porn spam lists are just totally stupid!

But then again, just today I got ten spams with the from header of "%name_from%" ... so there are plenty of morons out there.

Newton 10-13-2005 03:36 PM

Re: I got my first
 
I just had to .. did you want the other depeche ringtone too?

MorganGrayson 10-13-2005 04:15 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
ERMN morgan i know you did not think i did not know what a ringtone is :) however i have to agree with you they are annoying.

jaja

*whispering*
No, Inabon, I did not for a minute believe you didn't know what a ringtone was. It was just a segue into one of my favorite "getting the shit scared out of myself" stories. :)

You may now feel used!! :yowsa:

Inabon 10-13-2005 05:00 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
He must be a very wise man.

Probably a very very sexy man too :)

sexy mmm ya but last pic i saw neede a haircut i can help him with my barber

gillete mach 3 :)

Dravyk 10-13-2005 05:08 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
sexy mmm ya but last pic i saw neede a haircut i can help him with my barber

gillete mach 3 :)

He has to stop sucking on lemons too. :)

PornoDoggy 10-13-2005 05:25 PM

Re: I got my first
 
I'm expecting Christian ring tone ads in my inbox any day now ...

Dravyk 10-13-2005 05:32 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
I'm expecting Christian ring tone ads in my inbox any day now ...

http://musicoffaith.aavalue.com/processflow.cfm :angel:

Newton 10-13-2005 05:35 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Christians have money too :)

MorganGrayson 10-13-2005 05:37 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

There's no way I'm going to click on this...but I've got to ask you, if you know.

Is this the incredibly cool, "I used to get up at 5:30AM on a Sunday to catch it on television," rock-the-house Christian music...or the depressing dirge type Christian music?

I really did get up at 5:30AM to catch the AME service. They seemed to have read the "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" directive that overshot most Christians.

Eddie Izzard does a great bit on this. :okthumb:

Trev 10-13-2005 06:14 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
There's no way I'm going to click on this...but I've got to ask you, if you know.

Is this the incredibly cool, "I used to get up at 5:30AM on a Sunday to catch it on television," rock-the-house Christian music...or the depressing dirge type Christian music?

I really did get up at 5:30AM to catch the AME service. They seemed to have read the "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" directive that overshot most Christians.

Eddie Izzard does a great bit on this. :okthumb:

Have you seen Eddie Izzard's "Mongrel Nation"?

If not then I highly recommend it, as he spends hours explaining that a Brit is:

French, German, Danish, Dutch, Norwegan... and many others... but it's laugh after laugh after laugh. :)

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 06:19 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
They seemed to have read the "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" directive that overshot most Christians.

Eddie Izzard does a great bit on this. :okthumb:

Sorry to quibble...not a directive ,not teaching of the Lord.

A Psalm.

Which are songs , chants or prayers.

Though Jesus through Luke sorta confirms them.

But not so confirmed in any other gospel :)

You heathens do get confused.

regds,

Rev . Nick


;-)))

MorganGrayson 10-13-2005 06:24 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Sorry to quibble...not a directive ,not teaching of the Lord.

A Psalm.

Which are songs , chants or prayers.

Though Jesus through Luke sorta confirms them.

But not so confirmed in any other gospel :)

You heathens do get confused.

regds,

Rev . Nick


;-)))

Yeppers, us heathens sure gosh durned do get corn-fus-ed. Yeppers. :blink:

So...Reverend...am I to interpret this as "if it isn't in one of the gospels, it's just a suggestion or cute story and may be ignored"?

*That* sure shoots a lot of things right in the ass.

Nickatilynx 10-13-2005 06:30 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Yeppers, us heathens sure gosh durned do get corn-fus-ed. Yeppers. :blink:

So...Reverend...am I to interpret this as "if it isn't in one of the gospels, it's just a suggestion or cute story and may be ignored"?

*That* sure shoots a lot of things right in the ass.

Depends , which religion.
Depends , which sect
Depends , which...
hang on...
Depends...judging by your pissyness it appears it is time for you to change yours , heathen!!!!

;-)))

:)

MorganGrayson 10-13-2005 06:53 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Depends , which religion.
Depends , which sect
Depends , which...
hang on...
Depends...judging by your pissyness it appears it is time for you to change yours , heathen!!!!

;-)))

:)

"A pissy heathen is a happy heathen," sayeth...well...me, actually. :)

Inabon 10-13-2005 08:28 PM

Re: I got my first
 
BURP

FUCK RELIGION

BURP

i am a total bitch cunt today donīt speak to me grrr

Newton 10-13-2005 08:45 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
BURP

FUCK RELIGION

BURP

i am a total bitch cunt today donīt speak to me grrr

Sri Hari Krishna Inabon :)

Inabon 10-13-2005 10:12 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
Sri Hari Krishna Inabon :)

BURP

fuck them too

corvett 10-14-2005 01:16 PM

Re: I got my first
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Dreamer.
You're just a little dreamer.


LOL

And then they voted you
Least likely to succeed
I hadda tell them baby, you were armed with
All you’d need


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