OMG I've become a board whore.
 

I apologize for my textual sluttiness. I had an epiphany last night. If I post more they will come. :)

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

You shameless tramp !

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Why you debauched, degenerate, depraved, dirtied, filthy, immoral, nefarious, perfidious, perverse, polluted, soiled, sullied, tainted, vile, corrupt, grabby, money-grubbing, sordid, stingy, unethical, unprincipled, unscrupulous, venal hussy, jezebel, moocher, prostitute, slut, strumpet, tramp, vagabond, bag, bimbo, blower, floozy, harlot, hooker, pickup, tart, tomato, trollop ...







Many congrats! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Its a semi-honorable profession :)

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

I feel dirty and used. Like i've destroyed the sanctity and purity that the message boards offer.

I must repent.

I shall spend the evening searching for Jesus.

If I find him, I'll let you all know.

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

You know it would be even MORE effective if you had a BANNER in your sig AND up top!! :okthumb: We'll let you be a MUCH bigger and more effective whore then!! ;)

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Mr. Enforcer. I'm poor. If i could afford advertising I wouldn't be whoring it up.

Once all of the lovely folks on Oprano pony up and send me their traffic and fill my pockets it will be much easier to share the love right back.

Until that time I must whore myself out.

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Touché :wnw:

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

It doesn't HAVE to be a banner spot. We've got buttons and text spots as well, that are quite affordable, and you STILL get to be a bigger whore with that banner in your sig!! :) :waving:

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

You give up too easy!! :(

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Always Be Closing

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Would someone please take the Thesaurus away from Dravyk before he hurts someone? :bleh01:

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Advertising isn't my department, plus I thought his comeback was a good one ;)

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Enforcer, I'm poor.

I must educate you and perhaps other members of the board how rough the life of a whore is.

First off I have a really mean pimp. My pimp beats me if I don't produce for him. I give him money, he gives me no money. If I even suggested that he pay for my meals (advertising) i'd be out on my ass and on my own. I need the protection that my pimp has to offer.

So I work for my pimp, he doesn't work for me. I need his protection more than he needs my ass.

However, i want to be his most profitable whore. At that time I intend to approach my pimp and say. "I want a bigger cut".

At that time, I can start to enhance my surroundings.

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Hahahaha.. Oprano just might have someone that can take care of your.... problem... ;>))

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Jesus was a scripture whore to God, so take solace in that ;) Jesus died so that sig whores might thrive :okthumb:

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

Ahahahahaa.. priceless :okthumb:

Re: OMG I've become a board whore.
 

I get a bit teary when I read that.

My comrades and associates and future sources of traffic. I love each and every one of you.