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EroticySteve 10-11-2005 12:59 PM

Places with funny names
 
Not to far from me is the Cretin Cultural Center.

MorganGrayson 10-11-2005 01:10 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
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Originally Posted by EroticySteve
Not to far from me is the Cretin Cultural Center.

Oh, I wish you were making that up. I really wish you were.

I live not too far from the "Institute for the Study of Creationism" or some such thing. Every time I drive past I wonder about their field trips....

MorganGrayson 10-11-2005 01:13 PM

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Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."

Peaches 10-11-2005 01:16 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
We have Cumming Georgia :)

urb 10-11-2005 01:26 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
I was born about a mile from a place called... Lickey End

Worcestershire Map

Red 10-11-2005 01:28 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
There is Intercourse, PA.

Newton 10-11-2005 01:36 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
Fulking Hill in the south of England http://www.geograph.co.uk/photo/59256

Nickatilynx 10-11-2005 01:40 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
The is a place called "Dildo" in Newfoundland...

PornoDoggy 10-11-2005 02:18 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
How hard is it to travel from Dildo to Intercourse?

EroticySteve 10-11-2005 02:35 PM

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I also like the signs that say "slow deaf child"

It's not bad enough the kid can't hear shit, he has to be slow too? Damn.

Sysprod 10-11-2005 02:51 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
There's a Goldenrod, Florida a Santa Claus, Indiana and a highly ironic Waterproof, Louisiana

Nickatilynx 10-11-2005 02:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
I also like the signs that say "slow deaf child"

It's not bad enough the kid can't hear shit, he has to be slow too? Damn.

I spent days waiting for the little bastard.

5 points for a child
10 points for being deaf
10 points for being slow.

I mean thats 25 points right there for the taking...

Dravyk 10-11-2005 03:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
There is Intercourse, PA.

You took my answer!

However, there is a Fucking, Australia.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1509431.html

Almighty Jim 10-11-2005 03:07 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
As long as you end up in Climax, Georgia it shouldn't matter.

Dravyk 10-11-2005 03:07 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
I also like the signs that say "slow deaf child"

It's not bad enough the kid can't hear shit, he has to be slow too? Damn.

LOL! :clapping:

Dravyk 10-11-2005 03:08 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."

Amazing! :lmao1:

pushpills 10-11-2005 03:44 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
seattle!

voodooman 10-11-2005 06:29 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
20 miles away from me is Hooker Oklahoma. Home of the Hooker Horny Toads.


:unsure:

PornoDoggy 10-11-2005 06:38 PM

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"...and when I grow up I wanna be a Hooker Horny Cheerleader just like my momma."

EroticySteve 10-11-2005 06:47 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
I used to live near Lizard Lick, NC. yes. Lizard Lick.

Red 10-11-2005 06:49 PM

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I just found some more good ones.

Hornytown, North Carolina; Hell, Michigan; Monkey's Elbow, Kentucky;
Fort Dick, California; Odd, West Virginia; Panic, Pennsylvania; Spread Eagle, Wisconsin and lets not forget Blue Balls, PA

EroticySteve 10-11-2005 06:50 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."


I wonder if Intercourse Pennsylvania has a house of god that's taken the town's namesake.

Trev 10-11-2005 06:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
I just found some more good ones.

Hornytown, North Carolina; Hell, Michigan; Monkey's Elbow, Kentucky;
Fort Dick, California; Odd, West Virginia; Panic, Pennsylvania; Spread Eagle, Wisconsin and lets not forget Blue Balls, PA

WFT :blink:


AND NOW they try and control porn/sex/nasty thoughts.... couple a hundred years too late me thinks. ;)

EroticySteve 10-11-2005 06:55 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
yeah some of those names are not very Christian.

PornoDoggy 10-11-2005 06:55 PM

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Odd, West Virginia ... why is "Dueling Bangos" playing in my head?

SykkBoy 10-11-2005 06:56 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."

I would love to open up a litle gift shop with town-logoed merchandise so I could hopefully call it The Penile Store and see if they'd allow it...

Steady 10-11-2005 06:58 PM

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Ding Dong, Texas
Gay Hill, Texas
GoodNight, Texas
Gun Barrel, Texas
Happy, Texas
Hoop and Holler, Texas
Needmore, Texas
Nameless, Texas
Loonyville, Texas
Lovelady, Texas
Cool, texas
Coke, Texas
Bootleg, Texas
Bangs, Texas
Zipperlanville, Texas

Just to name a few. :clapping:

Nickatilynx 10-11-2005 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy
I would love to open up a litle gift shop with town-logoed merchandise so I could hopefully call it The Penile Store and see if they'd allow it...

You could of course put it to the town edlers and ask them to suck it and see if they swallow it :)

Trev 10-11-2005 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Steady
Needmore, Texas

Tell me what they need more of, if I can only offer something they have too much of I'll head on over to Nameless or Loonyville. :D

Steady 10-11-2005 07:04 PM

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Cities With Funny Names

sarettah 10-11-2005 07:09 PM

Re: Places with funny names
 
Down the road a piece from here is Peculiar, Missouri. Always a fun drive because you have to go through Knobtown first :blink:

SykkBoy 10-11-2005 07:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
You could of course put it to the town edlers and ask them to suck it and see if they swallow it :)

yup, would definitely have to be the town elders ;-)

Evil Chris 10-11-2005 08:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
The is a place called "Dildo" in Newfoundland...

Newfoundland has a bunch of 'em.

Conception Bay
Little Heart's Ease
Come by Chance
Blow Me Down
Old Man's Head

Dravyk 10-11-2005 09:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Steady
Hoop and Holler, Texas

Ok, there's just something sick enough in me that I'd almost want to live there to just to say that I do. LMAO!

Woooohaahhhh!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/cowboy.gif


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