The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

If you are a newbie and want to learn?

Post here. We don't bite.

and if you are too scared to post here , you don't deserve to be taught. :)

If you want traffic yadda....Same!

Close those other boards will ya.

:)

If I can't have one long flat board , I'll have one big assed threaded board.

Let's leave "Main" and "spam" ...

The end :)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Hahaha, awesome rant, I like it & I'm inclined to agree :)

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This is a fantastic opportunity, novices. :okthumb:

You can find lots of places to talk to other newbies...but is that best for your *business*???

I'll answer my own question - because it's so easy.

No. That *isn't* what's best for your business.

Asking your questions to a veteran is what's best for your business.

We were all in the exact same position that you're in now...wanting to start in this industry and having absolutely no clue what to do first. Most of us have a list of people we owe debts to...because *they* mentored us. For those of you interested in "internet porn trivia," Nickatilynx was one of my mentors. I've known him since 1997.

We all know the hesitation a novice makes before their first post. Don't worry. There are no stupid questions. :)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

And a booming voice with an accent rains down from the heavens.....

And so it shall be!! :p

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Any threads from the newbie forum that anyone would like to keep active, please post in them BEFORE they're moved in to the main board or you'll have to hunt like a cunt to find them. :)

I'm sitting with my finger on the trigger so please be quick ;)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

As it is written, so shall it be done.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ...

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Good idea. I nearly always only read the main forum on every board I go to, with the exception of one.

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Which one would that be? :)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

At the MP board, I post in the general board, but I also post pretty regularly in the Shemp section of the board. Other than that, 99% of the time, I only look at the main forum of boards.

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

bring me the newbie!
They learn faster when tourtured!
;)

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~sits with pencil ready to take notes~

What type of wine do you suggest to complement a tortured newbie?

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

I would NEVER put wine in an enema
;)

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~lmao~

Indeed, induction of alcohol into body cavities may cause infection and thusly should be avoided.

I was more wondering about what you liked with Filet O' Newbie. I'm placing bets that it might be a dish you enjoy. :D

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

eek what did I miss ? Is one of the boards closing or some shit ?

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Not one but three. Everyone (except drive by spammers) has to post in here now. ;)

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Ah right. I should be okay then, I regualry come in here for a chat. I was thinking of taking up a new hobby too actually....


























baiting brand0n, everyone else is at it so why should I miss out ?

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Are you sure you're not telling a porky pie there Nick ? :p

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You'll be fine in here, plus that new hobby will win you some friends ;)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

you guys really want newbies over here? :)
im a newbie hater, i'd rather be friends with them when they have something to offer :)
stick them all on a newbie board, we can go over and bash on them for pleasure whenever we choose!!

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Why not?

It's got to be better than cut and paste news threads. ;)

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Nice to meet you too.

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

dom, dont take my words too seriously, im a bit of a joker. :)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

lol just pulling your chain man, I was led to believe it's all the rage in here ;) :okthumb:

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Not anymore, this place has chilled somewhat. :)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

jump the "board selection" page... since there's only one board... who's running this place? :P

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thgis would NOT cause an infection, alchohol is antiseptic,
but deadly intoxication due to the delivery mechanism is very much possible.
:)

I don't enjoy Newbie Filets anymore,
I do it reluctuntly and not very often
;)

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

There's still the spam board. So we need to offer the choice. :)

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Biggy is teasing, as he as explained. :)

Teasing is allowed.

Tease him right back. :okthumb:

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Well, at least I know I'm not insane now (er, about the other boards "disappearing" anyways ;-)))

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No you dont, that's the whole idea with a spam board, it can be lost in oblivion...

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Regardless of what Biggy said, joking or not, EVERYONE was a newbie at some point and then there are the people like brandon that will always be a newbie.

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

What!!! Do you want me to have to do some work around here?? Cleaning up all that shit all day long... :yowsa:

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Goddamn if that's not a :-pearl:


:okthumb:

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

You know the frenchie has a point...

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We can kill that forum as well, but I'm thinking he wants to be right here from the index page.


I may be wrong though.

Re: The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
 

Why the inmates, of course! :rotflmao1