Bill Maher to President Bush
 

America must recall the president. That's what this country needs. A good, old-fashioned, California-style recall election! Complete with Gary Coleman, porno actresses and action film stars. And just like Schwarzenegger's predecessor here in California, George Bush is now so unpopular, he must defend his jog against...Russell Crowe. Because at this point, I want a leader who will throw a phone at somebody. In fact, let's have only phone throwers. Naomi Campbell can be the vice-president!

Now, I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend. You used up all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?!

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there's so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in...Please don't. I know, I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man.

Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans...Maybe you're just not lucky!

I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, "Take a hint."

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20050909.html

Re: Bill Maher to President Bush
 

quote of the year

" On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans...Maybe you're just not lucky!"

Re: Bill Maher to President Bush
 

Loved it! :okthumb:

Thanks, Dravyk. That made the day better reading that. :)

Re: Bill Maher to President Bush
 

Excellent read :)

Re: Bill Maher to President Bush
 

Times have changed
Our world is getting worse
Surfers won't signup
They just want to fart and curse!
Nickatilynx: Should we blame ourself?
PornoDoggy: Or blame society?
JoesHO1: Or should we blame the images on TV?
XxXotic: No, blame Bush
Everyone: Blame Bush
Nickatilynx: With his pikey little eyes
And flappin' head so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Bush
Blame Bush
Nickatilynx: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Bush's fault!
JoesHO1: Don't blame me
For I am misunderstood
I got off on the darn wrong foot
And now I´m off to join the Democrats!
XxXotic: And I once had a crush on Clinton
Had his picture on my shelf
But now everywhere I look I only see Bush and he tells me to go fuck myself!
PornoDoggy: Well, blame Bush
Everyone: Blame Bush
PornoDoggy: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Bush came along
Everyone: Blame Bush
Blame Bush
JoesHO1: He is not even a real president anyway
Dravyk: I could've become a porn mogul, it's a-true
Instead the industry burned out like piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the market?
Should we blame the webmasters?
Or the players who allowed free to rule?
Nickatilynx: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Bush
Blame Bush
XxXotic: With all his southern bible babel
PornoDoggy: And that bitch Dick Chaney too
Everyone: Blame Bush
Shame on Bush
Ohhh...
The market forces we must stop
The republicans we must bash
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame Bush and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

;-))))

Re: Bill Maher to President Bush
 

Not bad ... not bad at all ...

cocksucksir.

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Harsh!!!


but accurate. LOL

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Hahahaha

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It's still Canada's fault. :)

Rolo ... not bad. :)

Re: Bill Maher to President Bush
 

I'm so glad PoliticallyIncorrect wasyanked by ABC...it made him go to HBO where he doesn't have to deal with the bullshit he dealt with at ABC and he's much funnier...