The War on Porn.... Recruits Wanted
 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...091901570.html

Recruits Sought for Porn Squad
Tuesday, September 20, 2005; Page A21

The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents.

Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Mischievous commentary began propagating around the water coolers at 601 Fourth St. NW and its satellites, where the FBI's second-largest field office concentrates on national security, high-technology crimes and public corruption.

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

A few of the printable samples:

"Things I Don't Want On My Résumé, Volume Four."

"I already gave at home."

"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

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Re: The War on Porn.... Recruits Wanted
 

No wonder Maulder went missing.

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yeah now that he fucked up IRAQ and NO and possibly RITA wherever the fuck it hits he is going to make fucking christians happy buy appointing resourceless people to fight porn.

go figure.


now if you think about it katrina sounds like a porn model name so does rita so he will get fucked by porn LOL

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doesn't the FBI have more important things to worry about? like i dunno... rapists, murderers, perhaps looking for some kidnap victims, the war on terror?? I wasn't aware we started paying a morality tax

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testing testing testing...


errrrr


ooops


sorry.

nothing to see here , move along please.

(cough)


so anyone built any nice new sites for us..err I mean me too see?

Re: The War on Porn.... Recruits Wanted
 

www.tubgirl.com ;)

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read my post

i am now waiting for the Repubicans on board to start saying something like yah erm but he is fixing the ozone layer

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Not a big shocker there. Knew it was coming and it was just a matter of when it was coming. Nothing worse than do gooder crusaders that want to control other people lives.

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Notice how all the big-mouthed persistently-yammering nonstop-aruging holier-than-thou swaggering/postering conservative Republicans have either stopped posting altogether or no longer post in political threads any more.

Now that they successfully got their religious right lackies into office, and now that everything is unfolding exactly the way the rest of us warned it would, the silence is deafening.

Red states, this one's for you, for all you do.:double-fi

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Since I couldn't possibly improve on it (Dravyk knows what a huge compliment *that* is coming from the ego-rich writer over here) I'm just going to say "what Dravyk said" :okthumb:

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(Used this in a different thread, but it applies here as well...)

http://www.tribalmessenger.org/t-med...a-blinders.jpg

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I want so desperately to be able to post "you're making this all up!" With all the problems facing this country, you'd think that...oh, hell, what's the point. :mad: