Oprano Adult Industry Forums - Want to do your part for Free Speech and gain immortality?

A charity auction beginning Sept 1 on eBay features 16 authors (including Stephen King and John Grisham) selling character names in up coming books. All proceeds go to the First Amendment Project, a nonprofit legal group dedicated to free speech.

Now's you can have a chance to die in a Stephen King novel or be portrayed "in a good light" in the next thriller from John Grisham -- while championing the cause of free speech.

Here is a list of authors and summaries of what they plan to offer in the auction.

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Michael Chabon

What he's offering:
"Your name or the name of your choosing will appear at least once in the next novel I write. I reserve the right not to use the name if it is offensive, mischievous, ill-intentioned or inappropriate."

When you can bid:
September 1-10

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Amy Tan
What she's offering:
"Your name or the name of your choosing will appear at least once in my next novel (to be published in 2007-2008, but subject to date change)."

When you can bid:
September 1-10

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Peter Straub

What he's offering:
"The name of a minor character who will appear in my next full-length work of fiction, which will probably be published in 2007. Bidders are asked to submit their own names only, preferably without middle name or initial, and should be advised that the fictional person who winds up bearing his or her name may be of dubious moral character."

When you can bid:
September 1-10

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Andrew Sean Greer

What he's offering:
"The main character in my novel currently, in a pivotal scene, confronts her rival in a soda shop in 1952 -- want your name on that soda shop sign? Due to the vagaries of the editorial process, the name might be shifted to a restaurant, coffee shop, bar, corset company or other business in another scene, should it suit the author; also, your entire full name is unlikely to be used, more like "Kleinhart's Creamery" or "Emily's Bakery," but your name will indeed be in lights!"

When you can bid:
September 1-10

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Karen Joy Fowler
What she's offering:
"The name of a secondary character in my next novel. The novel is due to be published in 2007, but, as it is not written yet, that can change. The name must belong to a real person who is happy or at least willing to let me use it."

When you can bid:
September 1-10

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Stephen King

What he's offering:
"One (and only one) character name in a novel called CELL, which is now in work and which will appear in either 2006 or 2007. Buyer should be aware that CELL is a violent piece of work, which comes complete with zombies set in motion by bad cell phone signals that destroy the human brain. Like cheap whiskey, it's very nasty and extremely satisfying. Character can be male or female, but a buyer who wants to die must in this case be female. In any case, I'll require physical description of auction winner, including any nickname (can be made up, I don't give a rip)."

When you can bid:
September 8-18

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Lemony Snicket

What he's offering:
"An utterance by Sunny Baudelaire in Book the Thirteenth. Pronunciation and/or spelling may be slightly 'mutilated.' An example of this is in The Grim Grotto when Sunny utters 'Bushcheney.' Target publication date is Fall 2006."

When you can bid:
September 8-18

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Dorothy Allison

What she's offering:
"Your name or the name of your choosing will appear at least once in my next novel (to be published in 2006-2007). This project is a contemporary literary novel set, mostly, in Northern California, but with some scenes set in El Salvador in the 1970s and references to a farm family from the Midwest in the 1960s. I ask that the name chosen not be one from any of my previous works."

When you can bid:
September 8-18

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Jonathan Lethem

What he's offering:
"I need the name of a Columbia University professor for a comic book I'm writing for Marvel. It can be your name or the name of a friend -- but if it's a friend, I need to hear from them with their permission."

When you can bid:
September 8-18

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Ayelet Waldman

What she's offering:
"Your name or the name of your choosing will appear at least once in the next Mommy Track Mystery featuring Juliet Appelbaum."

When you can bid:
September 8-18

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John Grisham

What he's offering:
"Your name or a name of your choosing will appear as a fictional character in my next novel. The character will be portrayed in a good light. My next novel should be published either in 2007 or 2008. The name you choose cannot be that of a real person other than yourself."
When you can bid:
September 15-25

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Nora Roberts

What she's offering:
"Your name or the name you choose will be used for a character in my novel to be published in 2006."

When you can bid:
September 15-25

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Neil Gaiman

What he's offering:
"My next novel will be called THE GRAVEYARD BOOK. It's a children's novel, and will be published, er, when it's published. Maybe in 2007 or failing that, 2008. It will have lots of gravestones in it. Your name, or the name of someone you love (who won't mind) can be on a gravestone."

When you can bid:
September 15-25

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Dave Eggers

What he's offering:
"The winner will be featured in a strange illustrated story I'm working on called The Journey of the Fishes Overland. The winner, or someone of her/his choosing, will be encountered by the traveling fish in question, as they travel over land. It could also be a family, a house, an address, whatever. I get to decide why the fishes see this person/place, and what's said by/to or done by/to the person/place. This story will be finished and published in the fall. The name/s have to be tasteful and be undisruptive to the narrative. I reserve the right to refuse using a name I find offensive."

When you can bid:
September 15-25

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Rick Moody

What he's offering:
"I am starting a new novel in January of 2006. The target publication date would be 2008 or early 2009. It's a literary novel having to do with stem cell research and chimeras, probably with a comic feel. I promise to give the name to a minor character who appears more than once in the book. Since I don't know who the characters are yet, I can't promise that it's a 'good character' or a 'bad character,' but since I generally have no "bad characters," it will probably be someone reasonably sympathetic."

When you can bid:
September 15-25

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ZZ Packer

Information coming soon!
When you can bid:
September 15-25

So how about considering doing your part for free speech and gain immortality at the same time?