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As one of Oprano's resident experts on dating younger women (and WTF is the bit about not half your age, damn it)
Throw the first guy out because he is really not good with math no matter what he says. If he took the time to think about it he'd realize his point would be true about the male population as well. Also all the people responding (or at least the responses chosen) either have their balls in their girl's hands or just aren't telling the entire truth Obviously part of the attraction of dating younger women is physical, and not just in winkle/sag department. The stamina and being in better physical (in some cases) helps too The coming with less baggage (unless a total headcase) is very attractive too Of course most women my age wouldn't put up with my nonsense either I'm Peter Pan. Never going to grow up and a much younger women fits well with that. If I do get old I figure between my son and fiancée they can push me around and change my depends ah ha ha ha One thing is we don't get the stereotypical "dirty looks" from women around my age so maybe the stigma is fading away Bottom line, if it feels good and makes both partners happy - go for it! |
I'd take a woman half my age... she would only just be legal but I'd take it :yowsa:
I could imagine the looks I'd get now though :blink: |
Damn, I'm going to have to start hanging around the retirement communities so I can be a "younger woman". :(
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I'm not reading the link because the question is almost as dumb as "Why do prisoners want to get out of prison?" :yowsa:
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The age-defying principle
"When a guy reaches a certain age, he worries he sees his youth and vitality wane. A younger woman reaffirms for me that I’ve still got it going on." —Mike, 40, Orlando, FL of course it does..... |
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(Sorry, Vick, I just had to. Too easy to pass up.) :nyanya: |
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Ernie: Soph, today is my 100th birthday so to celebrate I am marrying myself a 20 year old woman, what do you think of that ? Sophie: Ernie, that is all well and good. When I am 100 I shall marry myself a 20 year old man. And let me tell you something Ernie. 20 goes into 100 a hell of a lot more times than 100 goes into 20.... :yowsa: |
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They make my ribs hurt. I recommend wearing a Chatroom Romeo teeshirt to Kroger as an ice breaker.
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My mom is younger than you are Serge.
Sabby:) |
Oddly enough...
My mother has been married 3 times... Each time they get OLDER!!! My father has been married 5 times... Each time they get YOUNGER!!! LOL. Sabby:) |
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and in the immortal words of Groucho Marx "A man's only as old as the woman he feels" :groucho: |
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I think exotic, sexy and atractive can take place at any age....
I dfo not believe age has as much to do with it as the way a woman can carry herself. I mean if she treats her body like shit it does not matter if she is 20, and someone that does yoga eats right and takes good care of their skin at 40 can be way more atractive . |
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I treat my body like shit AND I'm over 40 - I'm DOOMED. :headwall: |
Think like a baseball team... you need a third baseman. You could either
a) sign a journeyman, whos been through stretches with 9 or ten ball clubs, possibly in both leagues, and is looking for a last shot at the real deal.. B) a hot young prospect from the minors. been with the organization from the start, two years. not a lot of bad experience in the pros to shake his confidence. tremendous upside potential, could be a hit in the majors, or fill in a nice position spot for an injured star. either way you got him for 3 years on a minor legue contract, so even if you have to cut bait, you arent that hurt. ;) |
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happy birthday.. im staring down 30 in a few months. I remember 23 like it was yesterday;) |
This is such a depressing thread. :grrr:
(someone somewhere say SOMETHING in defense of older women....like we have our own credit cards and we don't want kids - that's really sexy, isn't it? :P ) |
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I'll make you breakfast any day :yowsa: :awinky: |
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I knew a little begging would get some nice replies :)
See, another good thing about older women - we're starting to get desperate and we're easy to please :P |
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Sorry, best I could do :yowsa: |
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Sorry, best I could do :yowsa: [/b][/quote] ewwwwwww That is Nasty!!!!! Fit women at any age ( this includes all their teeth) are what atracts me ... |
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I take it the Walmart shopper is out of the question? :biglaugh: |
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Catch her at 20 and you can have a lot of influence on that But then if she turns out totally screwed up it's your fault |
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I'll make you breakfast any day :yowsa: :awinky: [/b][/quote] She dont show up for breakfast. She only likes the greesy cheese Italian places. |
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She only likes the greesy cheese Italian places. [/b][/quote] Hmm thats a shame.. I was just hoping she'd stay over so I could make her breakfast :yowsa: Greasy Makem is as good as I can do though :) |
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Greasy Mexican was on order last night (as in food, not as in I picked up a Mexican last night.......). |
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Greasy Mexican was on order last night (as in food, not as in I picked up a Mexican last night.......). [/b][/quote] Just tell me how you like your egg's and I'll promise not to wake you too early... well not for food anyway :awinky: |
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Grits :huh: :blink: Googling now :) |
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Googling now :) [/b][/quote] Just look up "wallpaper paste" and you'll find it. Oh, and Trev, if she had greasy Mexican last night, you may not want her to stay over, if you know what I mean. You may end up finding out about what us Americans call a "Dutch oven." |
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Oh, and Trev, if she had greasy Mexican last night, you may not want her to stay over, if you know what I mean. You may end up finding out about what us Americans call a "Dutch oven." [/b][/quote] Dutch oven :blink: :huh: Googling now :) |
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Oh before I google for "Dutch oven" how do you like your grits?
http://southernfood.about.com/cs/gritsreci...s_recipes_2.htm Cheddar Grits with Bacon and Artichokes Grits and Cheese Casserole Shrimp and Grits Fried Grits and Ham Fried Grits Southwestern Grits and Chile Casserole Garlic Cheese Grits Garlic Cheese Grits for the Smoker Grillades and Grits Baked Grits Corn-Grits Fritters Chicken Medallions and Grits Dot's Cheese Grits Hominy Ham Biscuits Grits and Grillades Cheese Garlic Grits Virginia Spoonbread Spring Chicken and Grits Crockpot Chile Grits Easy Breakfast Bake Basics: How to Cook Grits |
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When you're in bed and silently fart under the covers, and then immediately pull the covers over your significant other's head... you've given them a "Dutch oven." |
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When you're in bed and silently fart under the covers, and then immediately pull the covers over your significant other's head... you've given them a "Dutch oven." [/b][/quote] Ahh, with you... the stuff under. |
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AND DO NOT BUY INSTANT GRITS!
That's cause for immediate bitching :awinky: |
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Yep, that's it. But "Dutch oven" has a funnier ring to it. |
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So true :) Now do you mind I'm trying to score :groucho: |
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(By the way, make sure she doesn't know that you share certain anatomical sizes with your avatar. It'll become evident to her at some point, but she'll probably be naked at the time, so you'll have at least gotten a good peekshow.) |
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Now do you mind I'm trying to score :groucho: [/b][/quote] Trying??? You've persuaded me you smooth talking hunk of man meat!!! :) |
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(By the way, make sure she doesn't know that you share certain anatomical sizes with your avatar. It'll become evident to her at some point, but she'll probably be naked at the time, so you'll have at least gotten a good peekshow.) [/b][/quote] Breakfast will more than make up for it :D |
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