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pushpills 05-09-2005 06:33 AM

....who would it be?


I'd say trev.....he's the type you can get along with for a long time.

same with peaches.

Trev 05-09-2005 06:56 AM

I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:

pushpills 05-09-2005 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@May 9 2005, 04:57 AM
I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:

just sent you a pm by the way....but it wasn't a come on. :awinky:

Winetalk.com 05-09-2005 07:07 AM

Peaches.....or Gonzo

Trev 05-09-2005 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills+May 9 2005, 12:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 9 2005, 12:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 9 2005, 04:57 AM
I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:

just sent you a pm by the way....but it wasn't a come on. :awinky: [/b][/quote]
I don't think you'll be sticking any of the fruit you referred too, in any of the places you mentioned :yowsa:


But seriously, thanks for the info, I'm off to check it out :okthumb:

Becki 05-09-2005 07:19 AM

Trev or Sarettah :)

pushpills 05-09-2005 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by Trev+May 9 2005, 05:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 9 2005, 05:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by pushpills@May 9 2005, 12:08 PM
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@May 9 2005, 04:57 AM
I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:


just sent you a pm by the way....but it wasn't a come on. :awinky:

I don't think you'll be sticking any of the fruit you referred too, in any of the places you mentioned :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
keep an open mind. B)

Trev 05-09-2005 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills+May 9 2005, 12:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 9 2005, 12:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@May 9 2005, 04:57 AM
I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:


just sent you a pm by the way....but it wasn't a come on. :awinky:


I don't think you'll be sticking any of the fruit you referred too, in any of the places you mentioned :yowsa:

keep an open mind. B) [/b][/quote]
Trust me when I say, it's only my mind that is open :)

pushpills 05-09-2005 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by Trev+May 9 2005, 05:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 9 2005, 05:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@May 9 2005, 04:57 AM
I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:


just sent you a pm by the way....but it wasn't a come on. :awinky:


I don't think you'll be sticking any of the fruit you referred too, in any of the places you mentioned :yowsa:


keep an open mind. B)

Trust me when I say, it's only my mind that is open :) [/b][/quote]
I'd love to try to make a joke, but I really don't want to carry on a conversation on that!

gonzo 05-09-2005 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Winetalk.com@May 9 2005, 06:08 AM
Peaches.....or Gonzo
LL is going to whip my ass next time I see her I can feel it now hahaha.

Inabon 05-09-2005 09:18 AM

see minibon no one likes you.


your dick is too big.

pushpills 05-09-2005 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+May 9 2005, 07:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ May 9 2005, 07:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Winetalk.com@May 9 2005, 06:08 AM
Peaches.....or Gonzo
LL is going to whip my ass next time I see her I can feel it now hahaha. [/b][/quote]
I feel out of the loop, not knowing who LL is. (p.s. icq msg)

In my defense, I'm tired.

sarettah 05-09-2005 09:23 AM

To answer this question properly I need some help.

Will all current Oprano members please forward a copy of their last bank statement(s) to sarettah_the_gold_digger@Iwantmoney.com. Along with the statements also provide a note from your current physician as to his/her speculation on your general health and how long you will probably live barring of course some currently unforeseen tragic accident.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

sarettah 05-09-2005 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills+May 9 2005, 08:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 9 2005, 08:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by gonzo@May 9 2005, 07:15 AM
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@May 9 2005, 06:08 AM
Peaches.....or Gonzo


LL is going to whip my ass next time I see her I can feel it now hahaha.

I feel out of the loop, not knowing who LL is. (p.s. icq msg)

In my defense, I'm tired. [/b][/quote]
LL==Lady Law

pushpills 05-09-2005 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by sarettah+May 9 2005, 07:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ May 9 2005, 07:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by gonzo@May 9 2005, 07:15 AM
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@May 9 2005, 06:08 AM
Peaches.....or Gonzo


LL is going to whip my ass next time I see her I can feel it now hahaha.


I feel out of the loop, not knowing who LL is. (p.s. icq msg)

In my defense, I'm tired.

LL==Lady Law [/b][/quote]
and how many times have I seen that abbreviation? 100 times?

just staying up trying to see if I can do some business with a certain someone.....

sarettah 05-09-2005 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@May 9 2005, 08:26 AM
just staying up trying to see if I can do some business with a certain someone.....
Brand0n ?? :yowsa:

Trev 05-09-2005 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+May 9 2005, 03:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ May 9 2005, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@May 9 2005, 08:26 AM
just staying up trying to see if I can do some business with a certain someone.....
Brand0n ?? :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Even I don't throw blows that low :lol:

pushpills 05-09-2005 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+May 9 2005, 08:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ May 9 2005, 08:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@May 9 2005, 08:26 AM
just staying up trying to see if I can do some business with a certain someone.....
Brand0n ?? :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
nah, I don't need any weed or brass knuckles. :biglaugh:

JoesHO 05-09-2005 10:24 AM

Sabby of course ..... That girl has some serious talents!

Honeyblonde too if she still likes the Northern curve!

Toni 05-09-2005 10:45 AM

It would have to be Nickatilynx. He’s loaded :rolleyes:

pushpills 05-09-2005 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toni@May 9 2005, 08:46 AM
It would have to be Nickatilynx. He’s loaded :rolleyes:
so....trev is available?

Nickatilynx 05-09-2005 10:56 AM

Your all looney......

Newton 05-09-2005 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+May 9 2005, 06:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 9 2005, 06:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-toni@May 9 2005, 08:46 AM
It would have to be Nickatilynx. He’s loaded :rolleyes:
so....trev is available? [/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHA

Toni 05-09-2005 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+May 9 2005, 06:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 9 2005, 06:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-toni@May 9 2005, 08:46 AM
It would have to be Nickatilynx. He’s loaded :rolleyes:
so....trev is available? [/b][/quote]
I'll sell him to you :D

Newton 05-09-2005 11:42 AM

Never getting married, so excused ;)

Trev 05-09-2005 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Newton@May 9 2005, 04:43 PM
Never getting married, so excused ;)
A wise move :wnw:

pushpills 05-09-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Trev+May 9 2005, 09:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 9 2005, 09:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Newton@May 9 2005, 04:43 PM
Never getting married, so excused ;)
A wise move :wnw: [/b][/quote]
lol, you're now more available than you thought!

RyanLanane 05-09-2005 11:53 AM

Someone has to say it, it's simple :

Whoever is the richest !!

:D :D :D

Steady 05-09-2005 12:44 PM

Sarettah and TE...Both you gentelmen speak from the heart. :)

Toni, you're flat out sexy! :inlove:

That's a compliment Trev...Please don't beat me up! :) :)

nlphoto 05-09-2005 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@May 9 2005, 03:57 AM
I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:

as if that name hasn't been associated with you before... :rolleyes:

Trev 05-09-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steady@May 9 2005, 05:45 PM
Sarettah and TE...Both you gentelmen speak from the heart. :)

Toni, you're flat out sexy! :inlove:

That's a compliment Trev...Please don't beat me up! :) :)

It would seem she's available :groucho:

Trev 05-09-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nlphoto+May 9 2005, 06:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nlphoto @ May 9 2005, 06:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 9 2005, 03:57 AM
I’m flattered… I think… :unsure:

I couldn’t choose, there’s a lot of people that post here that all have very different qualities that I admire.

So I'll be the board slut I guess :yowsa:

as if that name hasn't been associated with you before... :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Shh Mr kiss-n-tell :biglaugh:

TheEnforcer 05-09-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steady@May 9 2005, 11:45 AM
Sarettah and TE...Both you gentelmen speak from the heart. :)

Toni, you're flat out sexy! :inlove:

That's a compliment Trev...Please don't beat me up! :) :)

Um...... thanks.... I think!! :huh: :blink:

I would have preferred to have been mentioned by a woman but what the heck... <_<

Toni 05-09-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steady@May 9 2005, 08:45 AM
Toni, you're flat out sexy! :inlove:


Why thank you. Thank you very much :rolleyes:

aeon 05-09-2005 01:59 PM

On this board - MikeAI...so he could have a “freak accident” just after the pre-nuptials vanished from any public record.

I woulda said PMBBill but I have a feeling he'd want to cuddle.

Winetalk.com 05-09-2005 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by gonzo+May 9 2005, 08:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ May 9 2005, 08:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Winetalk.com@May 9 2005, 06:08 AM
Peaches.....or Gonzo
LL is going to whip my ass next time I see her I can feel it now hahaha. [/b][/quote]
hey, at least you won't suffer...
;)

http://www.winetalk.com/forum/images...es/Bondage.gif

grimm 05-09-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Newton@May 9 2005, 07:43 AM
Never getting married, so excused ;)
ditto. we can just live in sin, newton. LOL :yowsa:

Vick 05-09-2005 04:25 PM

The list is would be too long and don't want to leave anyone out but I'll go first 6 that come to mind

Serge - for taste, travel, fine dining, intellect, humor and money
Nick - All the above
Sabby - Beautiful, honest, excellent earnings
Peaches - Absolute sweetheart
MikeAI - Kinky with $ (don't ask how I know), big football fan
Colin - Amazing intellect, good $, can have fun, nice head



Edited to add - but if I married all 6 that would be bigamy
In fact I think it would be big of all of us
ah ha ha ha :groucho:

Dravyk 05-09-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 9 2005, 09:57 AM
Your all looney......
Bunch of in-breeders! :D

Nickatilynx 05-09-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@May 9 2005, 12:26 PM
The list is would be too long and don't want to leave anyone out but I'll go first 6 that come to mind

Serge - for taste, travel, fine dining, intellect, humor and money
Nick - All the above
Sabby - Beautiful, honest, excellent earnings
Peaches - Absolute sweetheart
MikeAI - Kinky with $ (don't ask how I know), big football fan
Colin - Amazing intellect, good $, can have fun, nice head

Don't forget the GREAT sex too! :)

Trev 05-09-2005 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 9 2005, 09:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 9 2005, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@May 9 2005, 12:26 PM
The list is would be too long and don't want to leave anyone out but I'll go first 6 that come to mind

Serge - for taste, travel, fine dining, intellect, humor and money
Nick - All the above
Sabby - Beautiful, honest, excellent earnings
Peaches - Absolute sweetheart
MikeAI - Kinky with $ (don't ask how I know), big football fan
Colin - Amazing intellect, good $, can have fun, nice head

Don't forget the GREAT sex too! :) [/b][/quote]
and hella good lookin' :yowsa:

Vick 05-09-2005 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 9 2005, 03:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 9 2005, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@May 9 2005, 12:26 PM
The list is would be too long and don't want to leave anyone out but I'll go first 6 that come to mind

Serge - for taste, travel, fine dining, intellect, humor and money
Nick - All the above
Sabby - Beautiful, honest, excellent earnings
Peaches - Absolute sweetheart
MikeAI - Kinky with $ (don't ask how I know), big football fan
Colin - Amazing intellect, good $, can have fun, nice head

Don't forget the GREAT sex too! :) [/b][/quote]
Shhhh that's an obvious with the intellect
At least I left the fine taste in Opera Slippers out

Newton 05-09-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by grimm+May 9 2005, 12:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ May 9 2005, 12:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Newton@May 9 2005, 07:43 AM
Never getting married, so excused ;)
ditto. we can just live in sin, newton. LOL :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
LOL mate I am flattered, but don't live with guys. I live alone and wouldnt have it any other way, just need to find an emotionally stable woman, with a southern accent, loves walmart and loves the sea and I am sorted :) So thats me single then LOL

grimm 05-09-2005 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Newton+May 9 2005, 12:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Newton @ May 9 2005, 12:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by grimm@May 9 2005, 12:12 PM
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@May 9 2005, 07:43 AM
Never getting married, so excused ;)


ditto. we can just live in sin, newton. LOL :yowsa:

LOL mate I am flattered, but don't live with guys. I live alone and wouldnt have it any other way, just need to find an emotionally stable woman, with a southern accent, loves walmart and loves the sea and I am sorted :) So thats me single then LOL [/b][/quote]
theres your problem, "emotionally stable" and "southern accent" is a rare combination:)

TheEnforcer 05-09-2005 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Newton+May 9 2005, 03:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Newton @ May 9 2005, 03:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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@May 9 2005, 07:43 AM
Never getting married, so excused ;)


ditto. we can just live in sin, newton. LOL :yowsa:

LOL mate I am flattered, but don't live with guys. I live alone and wouldnt have it any other way, just need to find an emotionally stable woman, with a southern accent, loves walmart and loves the sea and I am sorted :) So thats me single then LOL [/b][/quote]
You have a shorter list of wants than I do!! See my list here!

Newton 05-09-2005 05:56 PM

TE if there is someone out there who can match those requirements, they will be a worthy catch ... in fact .. you may well be the first of our lonely hearts featured :)

Steady 05-09-2005 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by grimm+May 9 2005, 01:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ May 9 2005, 01:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by Newton@May 9 2005, 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by grimm@May 9 2005, 12:12 PM
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@May 9 2005, 07:43 AM
Never getting married, so excused ;)


ditto. we can just live in sin, newton. LOL :yowsa:


LOL mate I am flattered, but don't live with guys. I live alone and wouldnt have it any other way, just need to find an emotionally stable woman, with a southern accent, loves walmart and loves the sea and I am sorted :) So thats me single then LOL

theres your problem, "emotionally stable" and "southern accent" is a rare combination:)[/b][/quote]
Penelope Cruz...that's about as close to southern as I like. :P

Steady 05-09-2005 06:01 PM

TE...That's as fantasy...That's what we all want. :)

If you find one, clone her for me and I'll pay big bucks! :P

TheEnforcer 05-09-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Newton@May 9 2005, 04:57 PM
TE if there is someone out there who can match those requirements, they will be a worthy catch ... in fact .. you may well be the first of our lonely hearts featured :)
Ok.. lets go over these. I don't think they are unreasonable but hey.. you never know maybe I am...

- I like a woman to be somewhat, but not completely, hippyish in her views and clothes style. Not too hippy but definately some hippiness to her.


Ok, this isn't a bad one at all. Plenty of girls out there that fall into this category.

- A very laid back and casual style of dress. IE- having to always have brand names clothes drive me nuts. Preppy drives me nuts.


This kinda fits in nicely to the first one and again... isn't asking too much in my opinion.

-She should be a laid back, intelligent, and open minded person who is easy to talk to and be around.


Now this isn't asking much. Think every guy wants a woman like this.

-She should be able to enjoy things such as watching Packers games at Lambeau Field even in the dead of winter when it's freezing outside, sailing on Lake Michigan in the summer, not mind that I watch (hopefully she will too) things like Star Trek, and enjoy many different types of music but also very much enjoy the signer-songwriter types I love. (James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)


Ok, here's where we get into dangerous territory here. I'll readily admit that several of these alone are a little harder to find. Getting all of them in one person is even harder!! <_<

-She should ahve a good sense of humor to her and have a little "goofiness" to her that way. I like an oddball sense of humor in a woman.


A sense of humor is good. Having this type of sense of humor is even better!! :)

-Natural beauty. The two physical traits that will catch my eye the quickest are beautiful eyes that draw you in and a smile that lights up a room. Doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous but should have a natural beauty to her for sure. I'm not a fan of make-up at all. IMHO most women don't need to wear much, if any, makeup at all.


Ok... this is one of those hard to describe things is but this post but the best way to look at it is the different types that would fall in the naturla beauty category and the last paragraph about the difference in Desperate Housewives and that Felicity Huffman is the hottest one of them all. (definately a minority position on that one)

And yes, i do have a thing for women with sexy accents. Foreign accents, like the aussies and brits are best, but I do enjoy southern if it's not TOO southern.

certainly nice but not necessary by any means.

Soooooo... all in all except for the one category where I readily admit makes things a bit tougher nothing else on there is all that unreasonable. :)



And thanks but no thanks on the sexines offer!! :lol:

Newton 05-09-2005 06:33 PM

so... plea bargaining now? LOL


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