You wake up and notice hairs starting to sprout out of your nose :(

Whats the best way to handle this personal cleaning issue?

Im thinking one of those clipper things right?




Sorry for the gfy related thread lol

Obtain some Nair for Men (Rite Aid, Walgreens, etc)

Lay back and get yourself in the "nose bleed" position.
Put a glob in left nostril.
Wait the appropriate amount of time.
Got outside.
Put right index finger over the right nostril.
Blow hairy snot rocket over the bushes.
Go back inside.
Repeat process on the other side.
Don't do both at once, makes it too difficult to do effective snot rockets.































The nose and ear trimmer things work fine too.
:biglaugh:

HAHAHAHA I aint saying shit Lee, its too easy lol use a trimmer lol

The Warrens - those scum who drained Globill actually purchased a nose hair trimmer for $10.61 right in the middle of their bankruptcy proceedings.

Believe it or not that purchase was one small thread in the successful appeal against their release from bankruptcy.

There is your useless bit of trivia for the day :)

Get some hair removal wax and heat it up... dip two fingers in it and jam them up your nose (both nostrils at the same time)... wait for 5 minutes... then pull both fingers out real quick.... scream, cry and call me a son-uva-bitch :)

Note you must do both nostrils at the same time bacause you won't ever want to repeat this :blink:

you know you are getting old when chasing Bordeaux is more exciting than chasing tails
:)

Do a gram or two of coke a day.

It appears they never grow back.....

To fucking funny! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

I got one fucker, just one that keeps growing like it's on miracle grow.

you snort that shit...hair, buggers, pollen... you name, it all goes with it. :biglaugh:

you snort that shit...hair, buggers, pollen... you name, it all goes with it. :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Including the nose LOL

Daniella Westbrook anyone? ;)

I got one fucker, just one that keeps growing like it's on miracle grow.[/b][/quote]
I've got a few of those! :biglaugh:

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/story1.htm

Hehe for those of you who dont know who Daniella Westbrook is ;)

A gay guy asking straight guys for grooming tips..... :huh:

hehe

She had her nose fixed now, the wonders of plastic surgery and the coca vacuum is gone.

Betcha she's dirty....

:)

:wnw:

Or you at least hope she is ;)

Or you at least hope she is ;) [/b][/quote]
She's a coke fiend, she's dirty.

George: All right, let me ask you something: When do you start to worry about ear hair?

Jerry: When you hear like a soft russeling.

George: It's like puberty that never stops. Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty, you gotta be vigilent.

They can reappear somewhere between year 9 and year 12 ...

How come all the threads are ending up all weird and funky :blink:


:lol:

This thread has make me laugh so hard....

I noticed no women had anything to say. I have seen some women, not me personally, that could use some of this advice.


:biglaugh:

Dont forget the ear hair

thats not abuse thats not having cash for good stuff and buying poorly cut stuff they probably used thiner and raid on her stuff LOL

yeah that one sucks. its funny at least in my bald case all hair from my head seemed to go to my ears and back but no hair on the top

huh! go figure!!

keep it around till christmas, hang ornaments from it.

Have you even started shaving yet? ;)

Have you even started shaving yet? ;) [/b][/quote]
perv!!! LOL

;-))

What are you gonna ask him next?

"What's ya wearing"

???


;-)))

Well, now you mention it...

Whatcha wearing? is it sexy and if so, got any pics :groucho: LOL

So anyway, back on topic LOL

Just been to Walmart and picked up one of those new fangled trimmer things, problem solved :)

Whilst i was in that isle i also picked up one of these beauties..

http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggr.../activator.html

Save it!!! And get it transplanted on your head when you go bald.

LOL.


Sabby:)

Use the "Garden Weasel". :yowsa:




Bet I set off Brad's alerts with a false positive! hahaha

Have you even started shaving yet? ;) [/b][/quote]
what and when I shave is none of your business!

those nose hair trimmer things scare me, but i hear they are safe.


cant you work it in with one of your waxings?;)

those nose hair trimmer things scare me, but i hear they are safe.


cant you work it in with one of your waxings?;) [/b][/quote]
Hahaha well the problem is...

Its not really a trimmer i want the guy who does my waxing to putting in my various orifices :yowsa:

Carry some wicks with you and you could become quite popular during blackouts, Lee. :ph34r:

no unsightly hairs, or ability to smell anything either.

perfect for when you're married and share a bathroom, or if you are a bachelor and don't do your washing very often.

Lee is gay?!

Lee is gay?! [/b][/quote]
Nah im just overtly happy... All the time hahahaha

Nah im just overtly happy... All the time hahahaha [/b][/quote]
Something tells me the definition of gay is not circa 1945.

Something tells me the definition of gay is not circa 1945. [/b][/quote]
I wouldnt know, thats about 30 summat years before my time :yowsa:

For some being gay means happy.
For some being happy means gay.
It's all good :)

They can reappear somewhere between year 9 and year 12 ... [/b][/quote]
yes but the deviated septum never returns




or that's at least what I've heard


and you know what I've got to say about men and agiing
A man's only as old as the woman he feels

So I'm sill younger than most of you
ah ha ha ha ha

Plus when Social Security runs out and the investments have been drained I still have someone to work and support me

yes but the deviated septum never returns




or that's at least what I've heard


and you know what I've got to say about men and agiing
A man's only as old as the woman he feels

So I'm sill younger than most of you
ah ha ha ha ha

Plus when Social Security runs out and the investments have been drained I still have someone to work and support me[/b][/quote]
With Daniella they used shark cartilage to invite new growth of her septum + cosmetic surgery for the outer layers of skin, of course.

slash and burn, salt the earth!

Well, now you mention it...

Whatcha wearing? is it sexy and if so, got any pics :groucho: LOL

So anyway, back on topic LOL

Just been to Walmart and picked up one of those new fangled trimmer things, problem solved :)

Whilst i was in that isle i also picked up one of these beauties..

http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggr.../activator.html [/b][/quote]
That things huge, how the hell do you get it up your nose?

Wait until you youngsters start getting gray hairs in places you didn't think you'd get gray hairs in........ :(

Started that about 33 or so. Funny enough I started shaving my nuts around then.

That things huge, how the hell do you get it up your nose? [/b][/quote]
LOTS of lube ;) hahahahahaha