Who couldn't sell snowshoes in Alaska..... :yowsa:














But I love you all anyway... in a totally non gay way of course :blink:

Reaching in to my draw and pulling out my Sarettah spanking paddle....


Y'say what now :)

Yeah you're right, I've been hanging around the net for 10+ years living off the inheritance from my wealthy uncle and trolling for sluts to cyber with on icq.

;)

But, it seems to me that from another thread you're in meetings (2 hour plus?) with clueless people and I just got back from a nice run in the state park after getting laid when I woke up.

Who's life sucks? :nyanya:

(note avatar change: "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.")

:gbounce:

yeah i bet when you get angry you look like my avatar damn thats ugly LOL

ahh let the challenge begin.....

who will be victorious folks?

cast your votes now !

BTW folks, my money is on my main man, Nickpappageorgio.

he is a true diamond in the rough, and he is about to shine!!!!

NOTHING could make me look THAT ugly Inabon ;)

http://www.gobsmacked.com/mile17.JPG

That's me ordering a pizza though at mile 17 of the NYC Marathon.
Only 9 miles to go and I was hungry after making PDiddy my bitch.

:nyanya:

Holy Shit Bill! You look awesome!

Holy Shit Bill! You look awesome! [/b][/quote]
I would have said "kinda cute" , but OK , awesome it is...

LOL

Whoever BillPMB is tutoring is the favorite. Should be fun to wtach.

Mother fuckin' ass kissing bastards :angry:







:biglaugh:

(cough)

I am a freelance burner in the matter and available to the highest bidder.

However til my services are retained by one side or the other , I will say, so there is no fear of preferential treatment, that you ALL suck dick.

That said...

BillPMB , sorry I didn't get a chance to call yesterday , I will call today with out fail. :)

:)

See? Perfectly fair...no bias here at all.....

Hey Bill...you must get up pretty early in the morning to Denise Austin's workouts. :okthumb:

I got laid I got laid I got laid....

where do you think you are...GFY? :yowsa:













Hell, I get my ass reamed several times daily... And get paid for it :blink:

You DO look awesome! Great legs hon! :)

Holy Shit Bill! You look awesome![/b][/quote]
The outfit's kinda gay, though. :P

keep em busy staring at the HOTTIE, it is the oldest trick in the book eh Bill?

Spanks everyone.

Running is my stress reliever. As you can see, I relieve stress often. :)

There were like 26,000 people wearing equally gay outfits that day, so I didn't feel out of place. ;)

Who's Denise Austin?

Roger that Nick, I'm on the mobile.

The secret to penis enlargement is really easy. You don't need pills, pumps, surgery, weights, implants, or smoke and mirrors.

Just drop a bunch of weight and that sucker looks like a god damned PYTHON BABY!

:bjump:

Hottie? I'm 45 years old bro. I guess that makes me a FILF ;)

Lol :lol:

Not to shabby :)

When in Greece, do as the Greeks do, eh? :awinky:

Trust me, when running 26.2 miles, the lighter your clothes and shoes are, the better you feel the next day. :) The day of you can't feel shit, you're just numb.

So, what do you all think the easiest sell is in the adult web right now?

This is to general adult traffic, not niche specific.

There are some obvious one's but I have a feeling that you have something up your sleeve :unsure:

The program with the lowest shave?

;-)))