The next time, you get 7000 pounds of Chevy Truck right up your fucking ass.

So, get the fucking cell phone out of your fucking ear and start driving as if you realize there are other fucking cars on the goddamn road you stupid assholes.

Because, like I say, next time I won't be punching the brake, I'll be hitting the gas and let's see how your little peice of shit car stands up to a fucking truck.

As Kathy Bates said in Fried Green Tomatoes "I'm older and I've got better insurance" you little pieces of shit.


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Mondays just turn me the fuck on, ya know :yowsa:

:zoinks:

This the type of posting we need to make to win the 50k hits?

ahahah, that was my thought exactly!

:agrin:

This is my morning gripe...lololol....

I already won the hits :okthumb:

Good Monday morning to all! :)

I hear you ... I spent about 8 hours in beautiful downtown Columbia, MO on Saturday.

People attending college should be required surrender either their driving privleges or their cellphones, and any parent who lets a college student take an SUV to school should be shot.

Crotchety old fuckers! :)

Hang up and drive... I hate cell phones while driving. People are idiots...

Last week, a girl here went off of one of the bridges and straight into the river !!!!

She lived however .

Don't see many 1-800-HOWS-MY-TALKING stickers on the back of vehicles :lol:

There goes the whole Darwinism theory :blink:

It's always interesting to see some relentless blabbermouth driving along jibber jabbering on their cellphone. That, along with shifting gears, eating a cheeseburger, and steering with their knees.

Doesn't anyone enjoy any solitude anymore? <_<

Don't see many 1-800-HOWS-MY-TALKING stickers on the back of vehicles :lol:[/b][/quote]
How bout a sticker that reads:


"IF YOU'RE BEHIND ME, GET OF YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE, AND PAY ATTENTION. HAVE A NICE DAY!" :devil:

Well it's easy to see who didn't get any last night isn't it?



Here in Australia it is illegal to drive and talk on your mobile phone at the same time unless you have a hands free set.

Here in Qld even if you have pulled over to the side of the road to take the call the police can still nab you if you have left the motor running or the keys are still in the ignition.

Mobile phones are bad enough but wait till you see people reading a book balanced on the steering wheel while they're driving through peak hour traffic.

I hate that! Women that do thier make-up in the rear view mirror drives me mad as well lol :unsure: :blink:

MY hubby got some last night and he's still cunty :unsure:

Sorry :D

:lol:

Is it a day with a "Y" in it :)

It wasn't a cheeseburger, it was a salad, dammit!

I damned near ran off the road yesterday trying to fish my ringing cell out of my pocket because I'd forgotten to take it out when I got back in the car. I had to undo the seatbelt too so I guess if I'd wrecked, it would have been even worse!

Did you catch the call though :)

Did you catch the call though :) [/b][/quote]
Yep :)

Yep :) [/b][/quote]
:okthumb:

Then the ride was good :)

There was a story a while back about a mother breast feeding an infant while driving... She was pulled over for talking on the phone while driving... then she was arrested with several charges including child endangerment... and men are morons??? HA... this woman if definitely mor-off than on... and she didn't feel as if she were doing anything wrong on the interview.

:lol:

Toni & KK beat me to it :biglaugh:

I'm guilty of the makeup, eating and having a book on the steering wheel while driving ... lips need reglossing regularly, food tastes better in the car and i get lost a lot in my new town & need a map to refer to :agrin:

Its not us that cause accidents, its the impatient people behind us :rolleyes: