Press Release!

The Great Oprano Hit GiveAway!

Starting today and culminating on Sunday of Next week (17th April) Oprano is giving away 40,000 hits to who they adjudge to be the Most Valued Poster for that period.

The judging panel will be:

Nickatilynx
Gonzo
CJ
Newton
Joesho

The person judged to be the MVP for that period will have 40,000 hits ( all targeted Adult , representing a rich mixture of SE hits and TGP hits) delivered to a url of their choosing over the next 3 weeks :)

Additionally over the time period ( today til Next Sunday) 2 SPOT prizes of 5,000 hits will be awarded!!!



OPRANO...we don't pay for posts , but it pays to post :)

Should the chosen URL be bulletproof? :agrin:


hey, Im just askin' ;P

It won't be necessary , all traffic is well "laundered" :)

Excellent guys ;)

Yup very cool.



Now, what can I sell to 40,000 chinese.....

:agrin:

Great Promo , Oprano.. :okthumb:

French cries errr frys? :biglaugh:

French cries errr frys? :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Dont you mean Freedom Fries?

NICE! :okthumb:

I'd call you a cunt , but they are useful. :)


I'm cunty as a bitch now , cause I lost $5 to Gonzo.

Dont you mean Freedom Fries? [/b][/quote]
Dont blame me I did not vote for cowboy G.W.

( I am a lover not a fighter ) :inlove:

This is an official DrGuile statement:


I think this is a good idea. I do not see any downside to it.

Its great.











p.s.: And I hope Colin makes good use of the 40k hits.
:agrin:

Colin has to collect his golf jacket.

COOL! Sounds like a Great Promo!

gonzo please close Dr.Guile's account it has been hacked obviously.


;-)))

You've already shaved 10,000 hits from the title of the thread :P

Damn.. nice little promo. :okthumb:

You've already shaved 10,000 hits from the title of the thread :P [/b][/quote]
For the love of fuck!!!! LOL

40,000
plus 2 times 5000 = 50,000

I wonder why I fucking bother sometimes between you and fucking Dr.Guile...

I didn't just want to jump on the band wagon and say what a great idea it was, but I still wanted to get my post count up... couldn't think of a better way though :(

ROFLMFAO

That post deserves 40,000 hits on humour alone:)


Nice promo guys, i might have to become an apprentice oprano postwhore now lol:)

ROFLMFAO

That post deserves 40,000 hits on humour alone:)


Nice promo guys, i might have to become an apprentice oprano postwhore now lol:) [/b][/quote]
Bastard fucking cunts..the whole bloody lot of you!!! LOL

MUAHAHAHA


Now THAT was funny

:)

MUAHAHAHA


Now THAT was funny

:) [/b][/quote]
RIGHT!!!!! You can get over there with "the Bastard , fucking , cunts" !!! ;-)))))

So I TRY to do something nice..........

And what do I get?

Mocking!!!!


I mean FUCK!!! If I was the Pope I'd get more respect.

SO...to reiterate

We are giving away three fucking prizes.

40,000 ( non - fucking- chinese) hits to the MVP
10,000 divided into 2 spot prizes of 5,000 hits each

It will be non-chinese..ok there may well be a tiny bit of chinese traffic there... LOL

Well, yeah!


.... You'd be dead. :P

Fuck, now I have to think of something interetsing to post about dammit...

I hate whedn you guys turn the pressure up :huh:

Oh look a flying pig!!!!!

Oh look a flying pig!!!!! [/b][/quote]
where ? where?































fuck, I hate when you do that to me...... :headwall:

Well, yeah!


.... You'd be dead. :P [/b][/quote]
Went to watch my nephew play rugby this morning (under 6's, very very cute)

Apparently my mother, on seeing the body of the pope on display on tv the other day commented that he didn't look very comfortable on those pillows...he looked a bit stiff even.

My stepfather then pointed out that he was, in fact, dead.

:bdance:

now this is a pay per post model!!!!!

the most valuable poster must fill the following requirements ...

1. contribute valuable and useful information to the oprano community




that's it really ;-)

so sarettahs fucked then....




;-))

Nick you know they are all going to really shit when they find out what we were up to today.

a little bit ;-))

Thats an excellent catch phrase :)


Also an excellent offer, are the newbies included in this or is it just for the more regular posters?

Great offer guys, and I also would like to know if it applies to everyone.

:)

the official rules state that anyone is eligible....
























as long as their username starts with an 's', ends with an 'h' and has 'aretta' inbetween :okthumb:

It's open to ALL the registered users of Oprano ;)

I'm pulling for ya buddy :)






















I'll be sending some domains to you for my half
:lol:

ooh. better think of something substantial......









damn......






fuck.......









thats me out then.

Ahahahaha

Thats actually better than 99.9% of anything I've ever said :lol:

Cuurently I'd have to suggest Biggy.

But I think that bastard has too many hits of his own ;-)))

Ahahahaha

Thats actually better than 99.9% of anything I've ever said :lol: [/b][/quote]
Its funny ...cause its true...


:burn:

Its funny ...cause its true...


:burn: [/b][/quote]
Does master want Trev to go sit in the dark room with Igor :unsure:



:biglaugh:

Does master want Trev to go sit in the dark room with Igor :unsure:



:biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
No !!!

You'd prolly find some way to breed

No !!!

You'd prolly find some way to breed [/b][/quote]
:blink:

Yeah, I farted, so what.

Have either of these been awarded yet, or did you fugget about em :yowsa:

Have either of these been awarded yet, or did you fugget about em :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Is it Sunday yet, I think not :P

Is it Sunday yet, I think not :P [/b][/quote]
Excuuuuuuuuuussssseee Meeeeeee....

But, the way I read the announcement. The big one is through Sunday.

The spot prizes will be awarded sometime during the time period (ie: before Sunday)

:nyanya:

But then again, my translation of Pikey is not always perfect :blink:

Good one.

Excuuuuuuuuuussssseee Meeeeeee....

But, the way I read the announcement. The big one is through Sunday.

The spot prizes will be awarded sometime during the time period (ie: before Sunday)

:nyanya:

But then again, my translation of Pikey is not always perfect :blink: [/b][/quote]
I'm with sarettah :)

I thought the 5k hits were going to be given away through the week or some such.