I bought my son his first set of golf clubs today… Trev and myself are rather bruised. :wacko:

So i will have a bottle of wine tonight to ease the pain. :rolleyes:

Teach them young ;) best way and enjoy the wine

Oh i will thanks :hic:

My kids , as you know , have the ummm Taylor Made , tailor made sets.

All the money!!!! Dosh!! LOL

Jasmine is now actually waaaaaayyyyyyy better than Trev.

And I'm serious :)

ps...get yr dopey husband to turn on ICQ :)

I put the CUNT in "Country Club" :)

Only one bottle?

Dopey husband has ICQ on now.

I think it’s a good sport to get your kids into… you never know Jasmine could be the next Tiger Woods. :)

one thing for sure...your son knows how to swing a club.

Steady :rokk: "Hook-Em-Horns"

Well and maybe a few Cheeky Vimtos :barfon:

Yeah but i would rather it be at the ball :)

Yeah but i would rather it be at the ball :)[/b][/quote]
that comes with time and practice...

Yeah but i would rather it be at the ball :) [/b][/quote]
Look, I've been playing for 3 plus years. I have yet to hit the ball straight.

Probably why I haven't hit a golf ball in over a year now.

:(

It doesn't take much though :unsure:

Look, I've been playing for 3 plus years. I have yet to hit the ball straight.

Probably why I haven't hit a golf ball in over a year now.

:([/b][/quote]
Keep your eye on the ball when you swing...

Forget it, that's baseball.

Look, I've been playing for 3 plus years. I have yet to hit the ball straight.

Probably why I haven't hit a golf ball in over a year now.

:([/b][/quote]
Yeah but didnt Trev hit in the head with a few. That could have somthing to do with it. :P

Yeah but didnt Trev hit in the head with a few. That could have somthing to do with it. :P [/b][/quote]
Damn it!!! I hit him once!


Like hellpuppy said the other day: build 1000 bridges....

And i wont go over them mother fuckers either. :unsure:

Oh Lord, the screaming and going on whenever we had to cross a bridge.

Oh Lord, the screaming and going on whenever we had to cross a bridge. [/b][/quote]
and people think I'm loopy...



;-)))

I was not screaming just demonstrating :rolleyes:

Here in the north east of England we have the Tyne Bridge and Wear Bridge. They are hard enough for me to go over. But Canada has this big fuck off bridge that gets you lost. :blink:

No..it has a bridge that gets YOU lost LOL

Everyone else is just fine with it ;-))

No..it has a bridge that gets YOU lost LOL

Everyone else is just fine with it ;-)) [/b][/quote]
I still laugh a it now... the phone call "nervous voice... Trev...I've... erm... just gone across the longest, highest bridge in the world.... now I'm in England..."


No babe you had only crossed over from New West to Surry :P

No..it has a bridge that gets YOU lost LOL

Everyone else is just fine with it ;-))[/b][/quote]
Yes I agree I did get lost. But I was in a hurry to go shopping with Cheryl :D

Nick, Trev and Anthony fuck off :P

Im going to watch Eastenders now :D

Would that be a "Its my ball and I'm going home" moment? :huh:

Would that be a "Its my ball and I'm going home" moment? :huh: [/b][/quote]
Mate!


Women , (sigh) What can ya do????


Can't live with them , can't kill them and then cut off their nipples and grill them on toast til they are crunchy. :)









What mother!!! No...hello?????? whats that ringing sound...wibble...

Ever been to P.E.I.?

http://photoeast.ca/?q=node/view/115

http://photoeast.ca/images/f2c36c181...53a5d0-115.jpg

:blink: Mate!


Women , (sigh) What can ya do????


Can't live with them , can't kill them and then cut off their nipples and grill them on toast til they are crunchy. :)









What mother!!! No...hello?????? whats that ringing sound...wibble... [/b][/quote]
Oh great.. theres my get out plan ruined

Oh great now she's crying....













I owe you a drink :okthumb:

No fucking way... Is that the one that has the icebergs hitting it?

No fucking way... Is that the one that has the icebergs hitting it? [/b][/quote]
Probably, its in the ocean...

btw, fun fact, the toll for a single car to get across: 38$CAN (18 Pounds)

Probably, its in the ocean...

btw, fun fact, the toll for a single car to get across: 38$CAN (18 Pounds) [/b][/quote]
£18 pounds y'say... hmmm... how long does the ride last?

"An integral part of the Trans Canada Highway network, the 12.9 kilometre Confederation Bridge is the longest bridge over ice-covered waters in the world. Officially opened on May 31, 1997, this historic landmark carries two lanes of traffic 24 hours a day, seven days a week. "

Depends how fast you drive ;)

No fucking way... Is that the one that has the icebergs hitting it? [/b][/quote]
Yes it is. And beleive it or not that bridge is whats going to change the world we all live in.

Until that bridge was built is was unsure if it was possible to span that long of a distance. And to further the dificulties the engineers also had to deal with 40-50ton icechunks floating down underneath it, constantly bashing the bridges piles.

Now why would this change the world we live in.?

The Bering Straight is the small ammount of ocean that keeps North America and Europe from being connected.

Until the bridge in PEI was constructed it was thought impossible to build a bridge to span the 50 kilometers (i think its 50 this is off the top of my head) across the straight. Now of course they know its possible and i can guarentee we will see this happen befor we die.

Can you imagine being able to drive from Toronto to London?

Imagine what it will do to the worlds economy, it wont hurt it you can bank on that.

Nice and slow.... The screamin and crying coming from the passengers seat will make the £18 worth every penny :devil:

Nope :o

Nice and slow.... The screamin and crying coming from the passengers seat will make the £18 worth every penny :devil: [/b][/quote]
You have now returned to newbie adult webmaster status cos when I max your credit card tomorrow it will be like not having one :P