We're all family here and the results are anonymous. None of my business but what the hell

In my own personal experience most women needed or wanted Clitoral Stimulation to achieve orgasm. If I remember correctly most studies also indicated that many women needed Clitoral Stimulation to reach orgasm

Then there is always the on going debate over the G-Spot orgasm

Obviously just because a women can't orgasm doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy sex or isn't having a good time


Funny story, years back a female friend of mine couldn't achieve orgasm. We're hanging out in a nightclub and a guy walks in and she said "oh no". Seems they had hooked up a few nights before and he just wouldn't stop before he "made her orgasm".
She told me after about 45 minutes of him going face first and her being numb she finally faked it to get him to stop.
When she goes to dance he comes over and starts talking to me. Has to tell me about their encounter. Goes on about how he's the man, claimed he went at it all night long and was the only man to ever make her orgasm

Needless to say, Beer shooting out of your nose is never a pretty thing




Edited to add - Ladies if you help us guys out here, it will help you out too (I hope)

Vick, I don't know how much I'd be able to help you out with information, since I cum at the drop of a zipper. I've had orgasms from having my nipples sucked and even from a really good kiss.

The only thing that takes any work is a squirting orgasm. That happens after a slow teasing build-up and it can happen from either clitoral or vaginal stimulation.

My first was a woman like you Red.. I thought it was normal. What a rude awakening that was. haha

My first was a woman like you Red.. I thought it was normal. What a rude awakening that was. haha [/b][/quote]
Same here.

Laura was her name, and she would come at the drop of a hat.

I felt such the stud.

Now, I actually gotta work at it.

The g-spot is not a myth. I have been on a Crusade trying to spread the good word!

""""Ladies - What do you need to reach orgasm?""""


Who fucking cares???

:)

Easy to spot the married man ; )

Being from the school of you are responsible for your own orgasms I can understand that but

I get curious


Was agnostic about the G-Spots existence until my current fiancée. Can't take it out and dissect it but something is working well there so ...

clitoral for a level 1
clitoral and vaginal for a level 2
and
clitoral, vaginal and mental for a level 3

:agrin:

something you guys may not want to hear .....
in our purve survey, 75% of the 500 women we surveyed said they fake it more than half of the time ................ and this is open minded, sexually empowered women ..........

men are annoying when their ego's aren't stroked, so most of us would rather 'get it over with' than try to help someone who just can't be helped or doesn't want to listen.

I get sick of giving instructions when I'm trying to relax and enjoy myself ... its not that hard. its a vagina, be gentle with it and love it and enjoy it and read what my body is saying ... otherwise, get your face out of there and let me get back to pinky :rolleyes:

If you aren't 'in tune' with a partner, ya may as well be humping a pillow.

Does the pillow want to talk and cuddle afterward? :lol:


Nice Stuff CJ

Interesting stuff, CJ...

I had the privilege of dating a girl who would have an orgasm at the drop of a hat. Made me feel quite manly... haha If she was faking it, she deserves an academy award. :okthumb:

I also had the displeasure of dating a girl, whom... I'm pretty sure... faked it. In fact, I'm convinced she faked it. She told me a number of times how it was almost impossible for her to have an orgasm during sex, and then two minutes into our first time she tells me she's cummmmmiinnnnngggg. It pissed me off too as I knew it was BS. I'd rather hear that you didn't have one and were honest about it than to lie to me and say you had one when you and I both know you didn't. She wasn't long term though...

She also talked about how great she was at giving oral sex. Yeah, um... NOT. :biglaugh:

Does the pillow want to talk and cuddle afterward? :lol:


Nice Stuff CJ [/b][/quote]
fuck no
and if it ever does i'm getting a new pillow :rolleyes:

:biglaugh:

there's enough talking and cuddling involved *before* ... if ya doing it right you should both pass out immediately after its over

:agrin:


Vooman, that would annoy me too ....

about 60% of women who said they fake it said 'because it turns him on to see me cum' when asked why ......

we just want to please ya'all :rolleyes:

what do you expect women to do when every single porno or sexual piece of material available to both women and men revolves around making sperm squirt?

women try to copy what they see in porno's, because so many men watch them ... and those girls with their 'ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh' crap don't exactly give a good example. most of the best orgasm's i've had have been almost silent ...

.... but we're mostly just very confused. you tell us you don't want us to look like porn stars, and yet you can't take your eyes off every chick who looks like a porn star.

you tell us you don't want us to fake it, but if we don't cum you think there's something wrong with you ... or us.

you complain when women are after your money, and yet you try to get our attention by flashing it around.

and they say women are hard to please :rolleyes:

but we DO want you to act just like they do in a porn movie...









































just tell us where the damn MUTE button is... :P

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page....ll&siteid=50143

So both men and women are faking their orgasm when they have sex together - kinda ironic :)

Rolo, there is a reason why men fake it....I was way to loud once in the 3 some and my g/f wasn't amused..
;)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page....ll&siteid=50143

So both men and women are faking their orgasm when they have sex together - kinda ironic :) [/b][/quote]
LOL
am I the only one wondering how to fake the squirt bit?! :yowsa:

:lol:

interesting representation of numbers ....

they say 42% of young men fake orgasms .... nice attention getting headline, which actually translates to:

19% of men have, at some point, faked an orgasm
42% of young men have, at some point, faked an orgasm

*an orgasm* ... not *orgasms*

anyone want to clue me in on how a guy fakes it?!
now i'm paranoid :unsure:

cj, it's easy with a condom on....
:)

not that I ever done it, but..
:)

:o

Hahahah.. I'd sleep on my stomach that night to protect the family jewels!! :lol:

:o

maybe its just me, but I kinda like to be 'involved' in the process :unsure:

i'm going to call up all my ex boyfriends.
my ego is wounded!!!!!!!

:lol:

Anyone notice the views on this thread?

Sex does sell - even to a bunch of jaded porn slingers!

:groucho:

hope you don't mind, my Girl voted via me =)

"""Money, lot and lots for shopping, travel, dining and cars [ 1 ] [10.00%] """"

Wonder which of my ex-girlfriends voted :(

;-))))

all 1 of em. :matey:

all 1 of em. :matey: [/b][/quote]
Threads can come back ya know.....

Threads can come back ya know..... [/b][/quote]
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL



I guess none of the exes passed along a sense of humor along with the chlamydia?

:awinky:

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL



I guess none of the exes passed along a sense of humor along with the chlamydia?

:awinky: [/b][/quote]
Thats it ..play with the piranhas ....

;-)))))

You're drunk aren't ya?

;-))

Thats it ..play with the piranhas ....

;-)))))

You're drunk aren't ya?

;-)) [/b][/quote]
lol, hard to say, it's all relative.

"Never drink and post."


to digress , I told Ian at Snowblind to stick a post it note on his monitor to that effect years ago LOL

I wonder , is he still in the biz?

LOL
am I the only one wondering how to fake the squirt bit?! :yowsa:

:lol:

interesting representation of numbers ....

they say 42% of young men fake orgasms .... nice attention getting headline, which actually translates to:

19% of men have, at some point, faked an orgasm
42% of young men have, at some point, faked an orgasm

*an orgasm* ... not *orgasms*

anyone want to clue me in on how a guy fakes it?!
now i'm paranoid :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Thats easy, get her into the doggy position and instead of a money shot at the end the guy just spits on her back... erm... I would imagine :blink:

eeeewwwwww!!!!!!!

I'm developing a real issue with spit in sex ......

it was after i saw some shitty assed mass produced content where the guy went 'hoigt, plllft' right into the chicks pink bits .... and it was all foamy and gross

gimme jizz anyday over spit!!!!
eeewww!!!

It could've been worse...

It could've been "ssssnnnnnnooorrrtttt, hoigt, plllft" and added some green chunks to the mix....

Or worse yet, he could've had some chest congestion.

It could've been worse...

It could've been "ssssnnnnnnooorrrtttt, hoigt, plllft" and added some green chunks to the mix....

Or worse yet, he could've had some chest congestion. [/b][/quote]
A girl and a guy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.

When they come up for air, the girl says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."

The guy replies, "It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".

HP, I think that's why I find it so gross .... i always hear the ssssnnnnnnooorrrtttt before the hoight plllft, even if its not there

LMAO

and I don't think I need to say any more for the smokers in the house to see my point!!!

:biglaugh:

Fuck you Nick sweetie...

I am NOT an official EX yet!!!

Make me some money!!!


hahahaha



Sabby:)

Like any of you had any doubt who voted the money one...

I thought you guys knew me better... Im family!!!!

Had their been a "traffic" option I would have clicked that one too...

Sickly thought though... I really think me and Nick might actually really be related somehow...

ewwwwwwwwwww


Sabby:)

How in the hell did this thread get 1147 views???

You guys are pervs.


Sabby:)

Faking orgasms is nothing

I've faked whole relationships

:P

Hahahahaha

:wnw: :rokk: :rokk: :wnw:

i've been watching that number grow too ....

its several times what any other thread is, even the interesting business ones ....

why is it a bunch of pornographers read this thread in such great numbers?

i thought none of you cared!!!! :P

fuck , its deja vu....


;-)))

The funniest part is the idea for this thread came to me on Thursday night when I couldn't sleep and had a 102.7 degree fever

I was delirious ah ha ha ha ha ha



but the bottom line is ....

... sex sells


But who's buying?

:awinky:

i've been watching that number grow too ....

its several times what any other thread is, even the interesting business ones ....

why is it a bunch of pornographers read this thread in such great numbers?

i thought none of you cared!!!! :P [/b][/quote]
Erm... i just wanted to know if women really do have orgasms :unsure: