I think the national average is about 50/50, but what is it here? and how many divorces?

I'd think alot less last when you're in the smut business. Do share, I may decide to just "date" my girlfriend till im dead.

We even follow eachother around from board to bored :huh:

We even follow eachother around from board to bored

For now anyway :P

I wonder if most people who get married these days still even expect to be married "till death do us part".

i think alot of people are like yea we'll have some good years, I can get a kid out of her/him.....we can always get divorced.

Who's death yours or hers?

Who's death yours or hers? [/b][/quote]
Mine. I'm assuming i wont live past 55 for some reason, anything over is gravy. Most likely will stumble off a highrise balcony.

Im going to grow old with mine :)

Mine. I'm assuming i wont live past 55 for some reason, anything over is gravy. Most likely will stumble off a highrise balcony. [/b][/quote]
So you're betting that you'll be '55' and 'stumble'.

I'd give you 500 -1. now if however you're willing to lower the age and drop the 'stumble' I'd give you at leat 20 -1 :ph34r:

So you're betting that you'll be '55' and 'stumble'.

I'd give you 500 -1. now if however you're willing to lower the age and drop the 'stumble' I'd give you at leat 20 -1 :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
You funny bastard :biglaugh:

Divorced once but it was long before this biz :)

When I started dating again, every time I'd get serious with someone my Dad would say "You know, if you get married again and it doesn't work, then you're looking at marriage number THREE". That sufficiently freaked me out enough not to get married again :P

How bout being the second Ex Mrs Jenkins :)

Im going to grow old with mine :) [/b][/quote]
:unsure:


















only joking :)

How bout being the second Ex Mrs Jenkins :)[/b][/quote]
Peaches if you want him you can have him... PLEASE :agrin:

Peaches if you want him you can have him... PLEASE :agrin: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

As wonderful as I'm sure he is, we seem to have widely varied dietary desires, so I'm going to have to pass. Sorry, Toni :(

been with the same woman 14 years now , married for 4 (yeah, took awhile to finally walk down the aisle ;-))

we've become too used to each other now...besides, if we divorced now, we wouldn't be able to decide who would gain custody of the new widescreen tv....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

As wonderful as I'm sure he is, we seem to have widely varied dietary desires, so I'm going to have to pass. Sorry, Toni :( [/b][/quote]
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!


I can’t understand how two women hit my shit list when I’m being nice?!?!


:angry:

Oh I've so got it sorted, it's me ma's lol

Cough splutter to the wonderful and I did say please :agrin:

There is going to be one more divorce if my wife don't get in the kitchen and cook me some food!

:biglaugh:

Why divorce?

A good quality hitman is only 25K

Worrying if she has 25k laying around....

;-))

Any chance of lendin 50K... I've got a shit list to clear :lol:


















Insert jibe below:

Any chance of lendin 50K... I've got a shit list to clear :lol:


















Insert jibe below: [/b][/quote]
I've told you before , NEVER ask to borrow money from me as you'll find a kick in the bollocks tends to offend.

:)

You must name him.....


:)

Hmmm.. none of your options quite fit my situation.

Shouldn't that read...

There will be one more divorce if my wife comes to the board and reads I'm demanding she cook me food on demand!! :P

Divorced once after almost 10 yrs, prior to the biz.

Divorced a second time after a marriage that lasted 2 yrs on paper, 4 months before he shacked up with someone else. He's in the biz...and still a sleazebag.

I don't think there's too many people who don't know who he is. When the shit hit the fan, it was the weekend of IA2000 in NO...and it continued to explode on the Netpond board in the week following.

I still have the pages if you're interested. ;)

I owned NP then and can't remember it lol

9 years and a couple of weeks and we plan on continuing to grow old disgracefully together.

Not bashing but i take it you have not been around or have not looked around. I think you should have asked the other way around how many are married you will be surprised the amount of happy wifes in this biz :)

happy cause they get money
happy cause hubby has 1 and 1000 ways to fuck
happy cause hubby is with so many beautiful women that won´t fuck him she is not in risk

or just plain and simple happy this is just like any other job the advantage is things are done a bit more relaxed and more fun.

:)

Married and divorced twice ...



















both times before the person who started this poll was born.

There's no need to make me feel that old :D

There's no need to make me feel that old :D [/b][/quote]
We don't need any help, buddy ...

Married once at age 38, marriage lasted 3 years. Divorce was filed for on the exact day we got married but 3 years later
I was in the business, she was in a very limited way (handling customer service for me, no prior experience in adult business)

If you've read my drivel over the years you know she and I stayed in the same house after the divorce for a while so my son would have a nuclear family (separate bedrooms for all 3 of us )

I've never had a successful relationship (none have lasted) but can give you tons of (unwanted in most cases) advice about relationships ah ha ha ha

My favorite being ....
Men marry women hoping they will never change and
Women marry men hoping they will change
Usually both are disappointed



Ever notice how most marriage counselors are either divorced or gay?
Now what the fuck would they know about successful marriages?


and no I've never been to one

Married 12 and a half years now to the person on this earth that annoys me the MOST...

I used to think he just loved me for my body... now I think its my money...

fucking hell I am never going to get rid of him!!!

Oh well, I have finally have him almost trained not to piss on my carpet...

LOL.



Sabby:)

Will celebrate our 29th anniversary in July (I swear I was 10 when we married!) Still love the man, always will.

:)

I owned NP then and can't remember it lol [/b][/quote]
um ... hello? ... perlcoders?

fuck, it wasn't that long ago :rolleyes:

we'll forgive you, but only because you were distracted at the time :biglaugh:

he was a silly cunt anyway, not worth remembering - i wish people like him would leave their dicks in their pants. the last thing the world needs is more of 'em.

Well DAMN, if I'd known all I had ta do was ANNOY you, I'd have been able to start sooner... :inlove:

LOL.

I have already come to the conclusion that ALL men are annoying...

but some are much better at hiding that fact.



Sabby:)

Sabby - no need to sugar coat it
All men are assholes

I'm first in line to say I'm an asshole



:)

1 divorce is 1 too many..
I've def had more than 1 ;-((((((((

Im single never been married no kids.. If this is the same when Im turning the 40 corner, Ill be searching for some good sperm donations!!!

There was no spot on pole for us single losers!!!

I was always told that men are either wankers or liars... now we're assholes as well
:lol:

Thank god the woman in my life thinks the same way I do "It's just a piece of paper" - Which honestly especially nowadays, that IS all it is..

JMHO though

True but it's still a bit of paper that I didn't get... as with everthing else my good lady has it :unsure:

um ... hello? ... perlcoders?

fuck, it wasn't that long ago :rolleyes:

we'll forgive you, but only because you were distracted at the time :biglaugh:

he was a silly cunt anyway, not worth remembering - i wish people like him would leave their dicks in their pants. the last thing the world needs is more of 'em. [/b][/quote]
Funnily enough my memory was jogged LOL

WilliamC etc.

The other woman was in Florida , I was at my house in Orlando then....

There is a story lol

But frankly Lisa is well shot of it.

Divorce is healthy! You must be commitment phobic or co-dependant to not have at least 1 under your belt by the age of 40 ;-)

Looks like the happily marrieds are winning :)

well, out of 24 oprano weddings 14 ended in dovorce when including our "multiple failures"

but yea half of the people that decided to get married didn't get divorced yet. how uplifting! :bjump:

Divorced once.