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PornoDoggy 03-10-2005 11:57 PM

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. Mar 10, 2005 — A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him

TheEnforcer 03-11-2005 12:17 AM

Luckily I only have dogs!! :P

Dravyk 03-11-2005 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Mar 11 2005, 12:18 AM
Luckily I only have dogs!! :P
Dogs can swim though! :blink:

Nickatilynx 03-11-2005 12:36 AM

No pussy in the world would go through all that trouble to get to a couple of trekkies , though one of which has fulfilled his dream ,thks to Redlion ,to be a featured dancer ;-)))

DrGuile 03-11-2005 10:58 AM

Loaded gun, safety not on, lying around, lets the cat play with it....



Darwin's award anyone?

JerryW 03-11-2005 11:41 AM

http://www.myownjournal.com/i/entry_...olds%20gun.jpg

gonzo 03-11-2005 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by JerryW@Mar 11 2005, 11:42 AM
http://www.myownjournal.com/i/entry_...olds%20gun.jpg
Thats one of Confucy's cats!

kath 03-11-2005 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by gonzo@Mar 11 2005, 09:26 AM

Thats one of Confucy's cats!

Knee-jerk reaction was to post something snippy like, "No, one of her cats would be holding the gun to his OWN head...."

Then I thought better of it and decided to take the high road. :yowsa:


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