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pushpills 03-09-2005 08:42 AM

I got a call at 5am from my friend, I was supposed to hang out with him but i went to sleep. He's like "the agency gave me a big bag of blow for doing the show last week and told me to call this escort company and it'll be billed to them"

so he was up all night doin blow with some "classy whore". I gotta get some plastic surgery and become a model.

brand0n 03-09-2005 09:38 AM

thanks for sharing. did anyone else bring a useless story for bullshit hour?

pushpills 03-09-2005 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n@Mar 9 2005, 08:39 AM
thanks for sharing. did anyone else bring a useless story for bullshit hour?
well why don't you share a story? was your first felony for selling brass knuckles to jr. high kids or was that the third one?

how long did it take you to realize that you suck at crime?

what is the hot new item at arbys?

brand0n 03-09-2005 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills+Mar 9 2005, 06:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Mar 9 2005, 06:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brand0n@Mar 9 2005, 08:39 AM
thanks for sharing. did anyone else bring a useless story for bullshit hour?
well why don't you share a story? was your first felony for selling brass knuckles to jr. high kids or was that the third one?

how long did it take you to realize that you suck at crime?

what is the hot new item at arbys? [/b][/quote]
1st felony was assult with a deadly weapon
2nd was assult battery with high and agravated nature
3rd started out lynching, but was later dropped to assult battery with intent to kill, later pleed down to assult battery of a high and agravated nature.

ive never owned a set of brass knucks, and i never said i was a criminal. i have anger issues, or had would be a better choice of words. i now can control my anger, where in a younger day i couldnt.

i dont know what the hot item at arbys is, its no where near lunch, and i havent ate there in some time.

there is nothing you can say about my past that is going to bother me shine head. it made me who i am today, and im happy with that.

but seein we are talking about crimes and what not, how much of that powder is going to see the inside of stevies head? seein your new butt buddy is gettin fists fulls for free whats the eta before a big ole glob is stuffed right up your greezy air paths?

and speaking of butt buddies. as i recall your current count is along the lines of
1 guy living with you
1 guy whos cock you want to tug on becouse hes a model?
and 1 homely lookin broad

hmm stevie, do you have inner pink issues you might wanna share with the group? seein this is bullshit hour, lets have another story?

Almighty Colin 03-09-2005 10:14 AM

"friend", huh? Uh huh.

pushpills 03-09-2005 10:19 AM

you crack me up so consistently brand0n.


instead of telling us the charges, why not tell us what happened? wasn't one of them punching a highschool kid near his school when you were like 25?

since you'd like to know, I don't do coke...I don't live with a dood, and my girlfriend is cute and great. any hotter chicks i've dated have been nothing but trouble. post a pic of that supermodel wife of yours so I know what I'm missing. she's willing to settle on a 3 time felon, fat ugly poor person...she must be a catch and a half.

when you do a crime, do you call the cops on yourself or hand the person you sucker punched your I.D. or something?

brand0n 03-09-2005 10:42 AM

I couldnt find any like, this week pics, but these are couple months old.
http://bachelors.com/gfy/amber.jpg
http://bachelors.com/gfy/amber1.jpg
Yep, shes horrid to look at i know, but i love her.

JoesHO 03-09-2005 10:51 AM

Brandon is that your sister? i here in south carlina fionsay and sister are synonomous terms is that true? :biglaugh:

brand0n 03-09-2005 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 9 2005, 07:52 AM
Brandon is that your sister? i here in south carlina fionsay and sister are synonomous terms is that true? :biglaugh:
na my sister is about as ugly as i am.

Peaches 03-09-2005 10:55 AM

She's very pretty, Brandon! And the baby is OH SO cute. :inlove:

JoesHO 03-09-2005 10:55 AM

Well your girl looks cute :okthumb:
and congratulations on the little one, nothing is better than family.

brand0n 03-09-2005 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 9 2005, 07:56 AM
She's very pretty, Brandon! And the baby is OH SO cute. :inlove:
thanks hun, here is a more recent pic of Tayla
http://bachelors.com/gfy/ta.jpg

Peaches 03-09-2005 11:05 AM

OK, then that picture of your wife is more than a couple of months old :awinky:

You must be so proud!! :) :)

pushpills 03-09-2005 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 9 2005, 09:52 AM
Brandon is that your sister? i here in south carlina fionsay and sister are synonomous terms is that true? :biglaugh:
it's feyonsay.



at least your daughter is cute brand0n. Interesting that you'd use the word "homely" to describe my girlfriend...

brand0n 03-09-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Mar 9 2005, 08:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Mar 9 2005, 08:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Mar 9 2005, 09:52 AM
Brandon is that your sister? i here in south carlina fionsay and sister are synonomous terms is that true? :biglaugh:
it's feyonsay.



at least your daughter is cute brand0n. Interesting that you'd use the word "homely" to describe my girlfriend... [/b][/quote]
could we please see the pic of you + your girl standing there?

JoesHO 03-09-2005 11:20 AM

pissing with each other is encouraged.....

pissing about each others family or significant others we can live without!!!


stick to the targets boys leave the innocents out of the game

pushpills 03-09-2005 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n+Mar 9 2005, 10:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brand0n @ Mar 9 2005, 10:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by pushpills@Mar 9 2005, 08:09 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1
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@Mar 9 2005, 09:52 AM
Brandon is that your sister? i here in south carlina fionsay and sister are synonomous terms is that true? :biglaugh:


it's feyonsay.



at least your daughter is cute brand0n. Interesting that you'd use the word "homely" to describe my girlfriend...

could we please see the pic of you + your girl standing there? [/b][/quote]
there?

you can see a pic of us, why not.

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/shed10.jpg



here's one of my old girlfriend too, guess which one I like better?

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/thegirl.jpg





and , here's my next girlfriend

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/scrabblechick.jpg



and, one of me and my boyfriend

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/couplestuds.jpg



enjoy brand0n!! hope you get a life someday, guess I'll cya in my next thread.

I got an avatar you can use

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/arbys4-2.jpg

brand0n 03-09-2005 12:23 PM

way to big for the top spot, how bout a sig spot instead?

Nickatilynx 03-09-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 9 2005, 08:21 AM
pissing with each other is encouraged.....

pissing about each others family or significant others we can live without!!!


stick to the targets boys leave the innocents out of the game

Well said Joe.

If they do not work in the business or post on a message board , they are noncombatants .

Leave them the fuck alone.

This board is about business. You can say what you like about a man's business , but leave families out of it. Because this board also has some class. Call it community standards ;-)


And Brandon,

Nice looking family you have there. All the best :)

Nickatilynx 03-09-2005 12:32 PM

one other thing...

Brandon please reduce the size of your sig,

Thks

brand0n 03-09-2005 01:05 PM

notta prob


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